"He walked into my knife... he walked into my knife 10 times."

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"He walked into my knife... he walked into my knife 10 times."

Posted: 8/23/07 at 5:23pm

"He walked into my knife... he walked into my knife 10 times."
Ok, so it's totally not funny, a man died, etc, but I swear this was the first thought I had when I saw the headline...
Wife says cheating husband walked into knife

#2

re: 'He walked into my knife... he walked into my knife 10 times.'

Posted: 8/23/07 at 5:27pm

Hmm.

Well we all have that problem of walking into knives at one point or another...

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

#3

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 6:06pm

*sings*

...If he walked into my knife..toDAY!!!!!

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#4

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 6:21pm

Get out of my head, BFB!

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#5

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 6:36pm

I saw this on TV last night. She ended up with like involuntary manslaughter, I think.

She was a total wack job. He was no prize either, but she was downright scary.

#6

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 6:52pm

I was thinking the same thing BFB and Diva

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#7

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 7:01pm

Anakela, I thought the same thing, too. Someone must have seen Chicago.

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#8

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 7:14pm

Some of you thought "Chicago" while tohers of us thought "Mame"!

Was he carrying a bugle?

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#9

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 7:30pm

Perhaps he caught her screwing the milkman.

#10

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 7:31pm

He was the cheater. He had 6 wives.

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I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

#11

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 9:00pm

"The Spread Eagle"

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#12

re: 'He walked into my knife... he walked into my knife 10 times.'

Posted: 8/23/07 at 11:20pm

Where's that boy with the 6 wives?
My Little love who was always my big romance?
Where's that boy with the six wives?
And why can't he ever keep it in his damn long pants?

Was the kinife a little dull?
Was my swing a little wild?
Was there too much splattered blood
All too red and wild
Would I make the same mistake if he walked into my knife...today?

#13

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Posted: 8/23/07 at 11:38pm

"He was the cheater. He had 6 wives."

Was he one of those Mormons? Single, my ass...

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#14

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Posted: 8/24/07 at 8:10am

Was he an artist looking to find himself?

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Posted: 8/24/07 at 11:22pm

Joe, I <3 you...

That has made my day! Such creativity!

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Posted: 8/25/07 at 10:31am

what an absolutely sad story.

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