Headlines From The Onion

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 12/18/08 at 6:21pm

Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of ALaskan Wildlife
Nations Snowmen March Against Global Warming
Typo In Prop 8 Defines Marriage Between A Man & A Wolfman
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49 But Save Rabbit

[Winston3]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 5:20am

EPA to shutdown local ghost entrapment business.

Fetus can feel daddy kick.

Special Olympic players tested for performance enhancing hugs.

US to pull out of Vietnamese peasant girl.

And I must say that the following is my favorite editorial headline ever.

I'm getting pretty good at masturbating.

[Pianist3912]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 8:49am

Ways to make your baby look younger

[morosco]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 1:31pm

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

[george95]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 4:17pm

African-American Neighborhood Terrorized by Ask-Murderer

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 7:32pm

Housing Crisis Vindicates Guy Living With His Parents

[nexttoelectric]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 7:34pm

African-American Neighborhood Terrorized by Ask-Murderer

Its inappropriate for me to laugh that hard int he office.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/20/08 at 7:39pm

Missing White Girl Drives Missing Black Girl From Headlines

Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan

Bush Frustrated By Mother's Constant Questioning Of His Plans Post-White House

McCain Stares At Screen, Attempts To Write Family Christmas Letter

[Winston3]

Posted: 12/21/08 at 4:10pm

Homosexual tearfully admits to being governor of New Jersey.

As a New Yorker that is one of my favorites.