Heidi Montag wants to replace Megan Fox!!!

[supportivemom]

Posted: 5/21/10 at 6:26pm

Flipping through the channels just now and saw that Heidi Montag sent a note to the director of Transformers telling him how perfect she would be for the next Transformers. Okay, I gotta stop- my lunch is coming up!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/21/10 at 6:41pm

She's so gross.

[Weez]

Posted: 5/21/10 at 6:52pm

They're both gross. I have no idea why I even clicked this thread. D:

[kate2]

Posted: 5/21/10 at 11:35pm

Heidi Montag in Transformers.... anyone else sense the irony in this?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 5/21/10 at 11:40pm

There is no novelty in watching this idiot embarass herself anymore.

[degrassifan]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 12:54am

Well, now that she and Spencer haven't been filming The Hills since April (Spencer was fired, whilst Heidi is in a lawsuit with MTV) means that they no longer have a paycheck. Therefore, they are desperate for jobs/attention.

And yes, I watch the show. Lol

[Biff AKA Levi]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 12:56am

What's she suing for?

[degrassifan]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 1:06am

She filed and then quickly dropped a sexual assault lawsuit charge against Adam DiVello, creator of The Hills. MTV released a statement saying they believed the accusations were false.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 1:39am

The cow gets so much work done that she looks like a blow-up sex doll, and she's complaining about being sexually assaulted?


Gag

[Craww]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 2:56am

The cow gets so much work done that she looks like a blow-up sex doll, and she's complaining about being sexually assaulted?

Ugh. This comment is even more gross than Heidi Montag's face.

With the disclaimer that I think she's probably lying because she is crazy? The way she looks is in no way begging people to sexually assault her. I don't care how vile you are, that doesn't mean "she was asking for it, her skirt was short her boobs are fake" is ever appropriate.

newayz. I don't know why anyone's even talking about this. She's delusional, she's not going to actually get hired.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 3:01am

She needs to know there's a lot of physical stunts, running and explosions. She might melt.

[Biff AKA Levi]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 3:04am

Maybe Barbie can be her stunt double.

[Marianne2]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 8:09am

Are there horses in the Transformers movies? She has the perfect face to play one.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 1:06pm

"Ugh. This comment is even more gross than Heidi Montag's face."

I'm not saying she asked for it.


Besides, she's and her husband are now a joke.

[supportivemom]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 3:02pm

Ha! They were never NOT a joke to me!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 4:41pm

She's got more plastic than a trash bag.

[Craww]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 7:56pm

I'm not saying she asked for it.

Well, not verbatim. I don't really see the difference between that and "The cow gets so much work done that she looks like a blow-up sex doll, and she's complaining about being sexually assaulted?" though. It essentially implies that she turned herself into a sexual object so she shouldn't complain if she's sexually assaulted. Just a rephrasing, really.

But whatever. I don't want to have a rape culture argument on BroadwayWorld. At least we can all agree that she's absolutely vile.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 7:59pm

Then drop it.

[Craww]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 11:03pm

...I did, by saying "but whatever".

Now you.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 11:07pm

But you managed to get a dig in at me vefore the 'whatever'.


Whatever.

[Craww]

Posted: 5/22/10 at 11:11pm

Crickets.

[degrassifan]

Posted: 5/23/10 at 4:18pm

Honestly, once you get used to it, she doesn't look that bad. She just looks plastic. Apparently, she's not done. She wants size "H" boobs for "Heidi".

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/23/10 at 8:51pm

You can get used to the smell of dog crap, given enough time. What does that say?