Hideous Man-Beast Washes Up On Shore Of Municipal Pool

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 2:37pm

SEWARD, NE?Responding to complaints about an awful stench, local lifeguard Matt Frieze, 26, discovered what appeared to be the bloated body of a repulsive man-beast that had mysteriously washed up on the shore of the Dowding Municipal Pool Monday.


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Posted: 7/12/09 at 2:43pm

This post makes me horribly self-conscious.

[Chance]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 2:55pm

Its the hairy back isn't it joe?

Posted: 7/12/09 at 2:57pm

See, I'd call that a "SLIGHTLY hairy back."

[Chance]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 3:02pm

Then it has to be the jean shorts. cause those are the only 2 things i can think of that should make you self conscious.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/12/09 at 3:07pm

10 pounds of poop crammed into a 5-pound denim bag....

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:05pm

I seriously believe that jean shorts should be banned.

I am so not kidding. They are a fashion travesty.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:06pm

Add jean skirts to that and I'm with you.

[tazber]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:07pm

It's Harry Knowles.

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:16pm

Is it all denim shorts or just cut-offs?

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:29pm

ALL DENIM SHORTS!!!!! No exceptions.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:30pm

Well I actually saw some cute denim shorts in this week's People. Of course the actress that was wearing them was a size 2, and they cost about $125.

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:31pm

Oh wait. I didn't clarify. I mean NO DENIM SHORTS FOR MEN.

[clever name]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:34pm

I was just about to say that I wear jean shorts..

but I agree with no men jean shorts..no.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:34pm

Oh well that's a horse of a different color, then!

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:36pm

I just call them "jorts" for short. And I mock everyone I see wearing them.

Just saying.

Although even worse than jean shorts on men, are those long jean capris. WTF are you thinking, men????

[clever name]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:38pm

I love the cargo shorts and flip flops on guys. And don't get fancy with the T's.

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:39pm

[CellBlockTango]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:42pm

^ The family reunion?

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:43pm

Just a couple of stone cold jean short-wearin' hotties.

[CellBlockTango]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 3:47pm

I love the ginger mullet.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 5:23pm

LMAO!

I remember when I was teaching and some of the guys would wear these SUPER long shorts. I'd be like "Hey *insert name* - I LOVE your capris pants!"

They just loved that.

[danmag]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 5:33pm

Which is worse? If they look like denim man capris or just jeans that are floods? Either way, it's a bad length.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 5:35pm

Well the guys' denim "capris" are usually much wider in the legs than a regular pair of jeans....

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 7/13/09 at 8:15pm

I don't mind the longer shorts.

I just despise cut offs! SO white trash....