Holly Valance
Holly Valance
#0Holly Valance
Posted: 2/21/05 at 6:55pm
I just discovered this 19 year old actress/singer. She is a known celebrity almost everywhere except the U.S. We need this girl here NOW! 
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/21/05 at 6:59pmShe looks like she can sing GREAT.
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"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
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#2re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/21/05 at 7:18pm
she CAN sing! It's not my personal favorite but it is OK!
Click the link below and click track 7
http://aolshop.com/products/product_details_music.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441981708&SKU%3C%3Esku_id=1689949372026970&bmUID=1109031393119
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#3re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/21/05 at 7:33pm
"We need this girl here NOW!"
Like I need a hole in the head...it depresses me to see girls my age look like that. And by "depresses me", I mean "makes me insanely jealous".
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#4re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:39amI'm telling you, the Aussies are slowly but surely taking over...
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#5re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 4:10amwow....my self esteem just went away
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#6re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 7:45amEeeeek! Did she disapear fast. I tell ya, as soon as she left. (Neighbours) Delta took over. Rightfuly so. Updated On: 2/22/05 at 07:45 AM
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#7re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:25am
She's all but disappeared in the UK. One hit song (a cover of Kiss Kiss) that was only a hit because she was naked in the video and that was the end of her. She's of limited talents but will no doubt be hugely successful in the US due to her pneumatic body and looks. Oh well.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#8re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:34am
yes as a warm blooded hetro, I can not helped but be taken by her school girl...ahem... charm.
*hangs head in shame*
Updated On: 2/22/05 at 08:34 AM
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#9re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:17amDidn't her ex-manager take her to court over something murky like non payment of commission? And won?
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#10re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:19amNo, I think she sued him, and she lost. A subtle but very important distinction. He was also her ex-boyfriend as well as her ex-manager, I believe.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#12re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:28amhmmm....seems her '1800reverse' adverts are keeping her out of trouble! Updated On: 2/22/05 at 09:28 AM
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#13re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:33amShe should go on Australian Celebrity Overhaul, where they bully all those TV stars into changing their lifestyle and lose weight before our very eyes. Not that Holly needs to lose weight, God bless her, but those people are being paid an absolute FORTUNE!!!
#14re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:38amspeaking of which.... I saw 'Phelpsy' at the movies the other month. He didnt look like he had lost a huge amount of weight (not that the guy is a tank). Unless the show has been produced in the last week or two?
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#15re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:43amWas he clutching popcorn, ice cream, and a supasize coke?
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#17re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:49am
What the heck is Fabio doing in Australia anyway, apart from taking buckets of our money?
Come to think of it, what is Fabio even doing on a thread about Holly Valance??
#18re: Holly Valance
Posted: 2/22/05 at 9:52amtimes have obviously changed. Show me an ounce of fat on the 'most beatiful man in the cosmos' and i'll eat my hat!
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