I see Jesus everyday too. On the smiling faces of children everywhere.
That said, I remember seeing a thread hear on the off topic board that talked about how there was a cheese doodle that was shaped like jesus and kids in the sunday school called it cheeseus.
"If you try to shag my husband while I am still alive, I will shove the art of motorcycle maintenance up your rancid little Cu**. That's a good dear"
Tom Stoppard's Rock N Roll