Hot Mormon Beef!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 7/15/08 at 1:29pm

Oooh, you know you want 'em to ring your doorbell:
Mormons Exposed Calendar

[DMsquared2]

Posted: 7/15/08 at 1:32pm

I'll covert them before they convert me!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 7/15/08 at 1:36pm

From the article by (where else?) Nerve.com:

Shocking-- men without their shirts on? And in the 21st Century? This is unprecedented, and certainly far to risque for a wall calendar... my God, what's next, Mormon Missionaries topless on a wall calendar?

That pretty much sums up the typical reaction of members of the Mormon church to Chad Hardy (with a name like that, can gay porn be far behind?), who is about to launch the second smash edition of "Men on A Mission 2009: Mormons Mxposed," which is apparently some sort of pun...

"It's progressive because they are daring to step outside of stereotype and an image that so many people hide behind."

Hardy says he's stepping up against the Mormon church. He says church leaders have asked him to stop production of the provocative pics.

Hardy says no can do -- he has business partners who are not of the Mormon faith.

Hardy, who is a sixth-generation Mormon, was banished from the faith on Sunday (how fitting), but appears unfazed by the insult. Certainly the third edition could then feature-- gasp-- almost naked dudes? Naw, we'll probably have to wait another hundred years for something of that magnitude...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/15/08 at 1:38pm

I think they got ex-communicated this week. Because of pictures of guys with no shirts.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:42am

#5 has suscipiously highlighted hair for a Mormon. And #10 looks like Flock of Seagulls or a bad kink(y) iron got to his do.

True story: one of my favorite college professors had a shall we say "powder room" just off his entrance foyer. Our college town was very small in the midwest, and the Mormon mission had been through a lot. Rumor had it they staked out your house and tracked when your car was there to make sure they knocked when you were home.

So Prof is taking a powder next to his front door when he hears the knocking. Using the bathroom's mirror, he can angle out the window's perspective to see who's there. Men On A Mission. He elects not to answer; but since they've seen his car, they figure he's there and not hearing them so they keep knocking. Through the open window he can hear them discussing, deciding not to just leave literature, but to wait until someone hears them knocking and answers.

He toddles to the window, removes the screen, leans out and says in his plummiest English accent: "I'm gay, I'm an atheist, and I'm taking a *dump*!(but insert the BWW-censored word between the asterisks). "You can keep knocking, but unless I run out of toilet paper, I have no need for your literature. Good day."

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:49am

Because of my interaction with Beacon on this very board, I always ask the weary young men if they would like to come in and have something cool to drink.

Then I ask them if they've ever seen LATTER DAYS.

[Namaste]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:53am

I like #6.

I'd like him to put the love of Christ inside of me.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:56am

Namaste, his rod and staff would comfort you. i once had a great conversation with a Mission Man at an Iowa laundromat. They travel in pairs for a reason...always chaperoned.

PS loved LATTER DAYS. Would make a hell of a small intimate musical....

[StageManager2]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 1:58am

#9 looks like an anime drawing.

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:00am

I've heard it said that those pairs of boys are like any other gay couple - one cute one, and one to do all the actual work.

[Namaste]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:01am

"I've heard it said that those pairs of boys are like any other gay couple - one cute one, and one to do all the actual work."

Preach it, DG. Preach the word.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:05am

the other most interesting Mormon i ever met was dating my roomie for a while. He had been raised Mormon, done some gay-bashing, realized his fascination/fixation, gotten ex-communicated for being gay, gone to a re-hab program which didn't take and filled him with more rage/frustration/inadequacy, then had become a dick dancer (his current occupation as our unofficial third roommate, and in my opinion mainly to compensate for feeling unloved most of his life...that's how roomie met him, dancing on a box, and yes my roomie's that cute he can pick up strippers in a bar). Mormie is now teaching English in Japan. Talk about your CONFESSIONS OF A MORMON BOY (which i'd still like to see).

Updated On: 7/16/08 at 02:05 AM

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:07am

Nam - I can only preach when I'm taking a break from the actual work

[Namaste]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:25am

I hear ya, brother.

Full-time employee of relationships here.

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:36am

Hehe, Nam.

This is why I'm actually GRATEFUL when young blond men present themselves on my doorstep looking to have 'interaction' . . .

[Namaste]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:39am

I prefer the UPS man.

The uniform is more appealing.

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:41am

I will agree that the tight UPS uniform is more enticing - but I like the fact that they bring their own ties. They come in handy . . .

So I've heard.

[Namaste]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:44am

Mine is a TOTAL dweeb, so I'd have to take the lead...

He's not my type, but a guy has needs and it's been a while, so I'll accept almost any package being thrown in my face.

I need to go buy something on Amazon so I can see him again.

[DG]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 2:47am

"I need to go buy something on Amazon so I can see him again."

OR, admit your degradation, and look for redemption on your doorstep!

I always want the truth to be beaten in to me, but that doesn't seem to be in their repetoire.

Damn my Catholic background.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 3:03am

Meanwhile, the two beefcake landscapers my landlord hires for the summer almost always go about shirtless. I've toyed with the idea of inviting them in for iced tea... but in the end it's just my toys and my recollections.

[Craww]

Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:06am

SMILE WICH YO EYEZ, BOYZ.

I prefer Former Mormons.