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Posted: 4/24/05 at 8:31pm
can you beat this?
1. The cat decides it's time to attack me for leaving him for 10 days. He bit my toe, and broke skin.
2. I fell into the pool cleaning it (it is NOT heated, so was FREEZING) and am now black and blue down one whole leg.......(I suppose I can think up a more exciting reason for that if asked)
3. While weeding around the cacti, I go after a very large persistant weed......and then spend two hours in the sun picking out very small cactus spikes/pricks/whatever the hell they are, out of my hands.......which are now swollen.
4. Because I sat in the sun to do this my head and shoulders are now burned.
5. The person who watched our cat, who we trusted......took cd #1 of the German version of RENT thinking it was the english version.......he finally called 4 days latter to say he has it....and he'll return it "sometime" this week.
(he will never be trusted again).
6. I spent two.5hrs doing a quote for a customer, and then forgot to save it in Excell.
7. My parents want to visit next week.
ARRGH.....CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY
8. Few of you will even be old enough to get that
1. The cat decides it's time to attack me for leaving him for 10 days. He bit my toe, and broke skin.
2. I fell into the pool cleaning it (it is NOT heated, so was FREEZING) and am now black and blue down one whole leg.......(I suppose I can think up a more exciting reason for that if asked)
3. While weeding around the cacti, I go after a very large persistant weed......and then spend two hours in the sun picking out very small cactus spikes/pricks/whatever the hell they are, out of my hands.......which are now swollen.
4. Because I sat in the sun to do this my head and shoulders are now burned.
5. The person who watched our cat, who we trusted......took cd #1 of the German version of RENT thinking it was the english version.......he finally called 4 days latter to say he has it....and he'll return it "sometime" this week.
(he will never be trusted again).
6. I spent two.5hrs doing a quote for a customer, and then forgot to save it in Excell.
7. My parents want to visit next week.
ARRGH.....CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY
8. Few of you will even be old enough to get that
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 4/24/05 at 08:31 PM
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