How does Witches of Eastwick end? **SPOILER**

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 12:46am

Ok, this is going to make me sound hella lame, but being unaware that there are two scenes involving vomit (and I'm a reactionary vomitter), I can't keep watching it. I assume Daryl gets sent to hell, but is there anything that I need to know other than that?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 12:49am

The movie?

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 12:50am

Yes...sorry, I should have been more specific.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 12:53am

No problem. Tell me where you stopped watching and I will fill you in on the rest...lol.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 12:56am

Daryl was in the church, and began puking...and I had to turn it off and run.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 1:14am

Okay, he figures out it's the women and jumps in the car. Fidel is left behind. The women realize he's coming back and run to clean everything up. They throw the doll around, so he runs the car all over the road and flies out the windshield. He finally gets to the house and the girls are acting like nothing is wrong. They see him and realize he's transforming into something scary so they start running. His toes are like busting out of his shoes and stuff. Weird. lol They are running from him and Jane slips over the railing and falls. The girls tell her to laugh as she's falling, so she doesn't hit the ground. (Remember the goofy flying scene?) They run for the kitchen to get the doll. Something catches on fire. Daryl is still chasing them. As one of the women is tossing the doll to the other, they drop it and it breaks into three pieces. All the noise of him chasing them stops. Suddenly there is a commotion outside and a big dragon appears with Daryl's face. The girls drop the pieces of the doll into the fire and the dragon disappears. They look out the window and there's a small little flying thing, again with Daryl's face, and then it, too, disappears.

Flash forward I would guess about a year to three baby boys sitting in a tub. One has fire red hair, one blonde, one brunette. (Cute fact for a weirdo Cher fan... as Alexandra pics up her little boy she says, "Come here, my little mook man!" She called her boyfriend at the time, Rob, Mookie or Mook man.) Fidel is there helping with the babies and all three women and all of Sookie's kids are living in Daryl's house. All three women are sitting at a table, working or reading and Jane is daydreaming. Alexandra says, "Janie, stop." She plays dumb and Alex says, "Just stop." Jane says, "I can think about him if I want." Sookie says, "Not while we're all together." I think Alex says, "I mean, do you really want him back?!" They all kind of get quiet and look at each other and then go back to what they were doing. Next you see the babies, all in baby walkers, heading for the room with wall of TVs. There are different things on every channel. As they approach, one by one the TVs change to shots of Daryl walking closer. He starts talking to the babies. "Coochie coochie coo!" "That's right, come to Daddy!" Then he looks up suddenly and sees all three women. Sookie is pointing a remote control at him. He says, "Aw, come on, ladies!" Sookie clicks the remote and the credits roll.

CRAZY terrible movie. Really unfortunate with a cast like that.

Updated On: 8/1/09 at 01:14 AM

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 1:20am

Wow...doesn't look like I missed anything. Honestly, I was enjoying myself but I'm too much of a reactionary vomitter to make it through two graphic scenes like that. One I can sorta handle, not two.

I know in the musical the church explodes with him inside.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 1:24am

The vomiting is over at that point, so you could watch again. It's almost worth it because it's so damn bad. The babies are cute, though.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 1:25am

^ Eh, it's sealed and ready to go back to Netflix.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/1/09 at 1:26am

Oh and another interesting thing about that movie... the weird cold sores Sookie had all around her mouth were real. Apparently Michelle Pfeiffer had a really outbreak during filming.