How to Dance With a Vampire

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How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/8/05 at 10:55pm

One has to be on one's toes to dance with a vampire without getting bit.

I would suggest the International Tango, as you can toss your head away from your partner in a finely photographic pose...

Updated On: 12/8/05 at 10:55 PM

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:05pm

Now I remember why I shouldn't have quit dance lessons all those years ago.

But aren't vampires possessed of a certain amount of magnetic power? I should think that, once you've begun the dance, he would swoop in and feast himself upon your arteries. I, personally, would suggest wearing some type of neck guard, although such a device would in all likelihood not lend itself to the aesthetic pleasure one would receive from the sight of the dance. But safety first, as my mother tells me each time I go out to frolic with darkness.

"Wilkins, after all these years, are you trying to be funny?"

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:09pm

I think, witchie, that one of those dog collars with spikes would take away from the aesthetic.

I suggest a slinky red silken Spanish wrap, tied about the waist, that one can whip off and use as a matador's cape to trick the vampire should he improptu a lunge...

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:13pm

You people are weird.

"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/8/05 at 11:17pm

Oh, nomdeplume! Your ingenuity once again astounds me. Yes, a red wrap would be the perfect, and one could fight off the Lords of Darkness as Escamillo fighting the bull to win his Carmen's affections.

However, this begs the question: does one want to be safe from such a creature? In typical vampiric lore, it seems that each of their conquests comes willingly, even eagerly. Perhaps a better form of defense would be to stop up one's ears from his alluring vibrations as Odysseus' crew passing the Sirens.

"Wilkins, after all these years, are you trying to be funny?"

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/9/05 at 12:08am

I think I'm way behind on this skill...the only thing I can think to save me now is to call up Mandy and take personal lessons.

--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/9/05 at 12:34am

Oddexoticcreature, do you speak of Mandy Patinkin? I didn't know he possessed any special matador skills, although he seemed to be quite proficient at fighting dragons in The Secret Garden. Perhaps he could frighten the vampires into submission with his rapid-fire delivery and freakish tenor register.

"Wilkins, after all these years, are you trying to be funny?"

re: How to Dance With a Vampire

Posted: 12/9/05 at 12:48pm

spookie, you
jus' a cockatoo

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