How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
#0How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:33pm
My dad just forwarded this to me and I thought it was great =)
Top ways John Kerry would fight a “sensitive” war against the Terrorists...
10. Throw a party for the Terrorists and then have Ted Kennedy drive them all home.
9. Let Edwards sue all of them.
8. Drop naked photos of Barbara Streisand, Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Moore on their positions(oh sorry, wrong list... that’s an”evil & cruel” way to wage war).
7. Have the French Army teach our troops how to properly say “I surrender” in over 30 Arab dialects.
6. Promise if they stop fighting that the New Jersey Governor along with Barney Franks will perform extreme makeovers on their caves.
5. Have Al Gore and Howard Dean yell at them, but in a kind fatherly way so not to hurt their self esteem.
4. Wear my blue “sperm” NASA outfit on the battlefield and hope they all die laughing.
3. Withhold all Heinz Ketchup until they surrender.
2. Have a big get together on Oprah where everybody hugs, holds hands and sings kumbaya.
1. Give up, grow beards, say we are sorry(cause America is always wrong) and let them all go free like Willie Horton.
Top ways President George Bush would fight a “sensitive” war against the Terrorists...
10. Kill them
9. Kill them
8. Kill them
7. Kill them
6. Kill them
5. Kill them
4. Bring them to justice and then kill them.
3. Kill them
2. Kill them
1. Kill them and any countries government that harbors them.
Who do you think the Terrorists want for president???
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#1re: How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:35pmYou must be a lot of fun at a pig roast.
sabrelady
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#3re: How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:40pm
That was funny.
Complete and utter bull****. But funny.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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#4re: How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
Posted: 9/11/04 at 6:43pmYeah, but she doesn't understand that it's complete and utter BS...
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#5re: How to Fight A More 'Sensitive' War
Posted: 9/11/04 at 8:42pm
"You must be a lot of fun at a pig roast. "
that was random... but yea im sure any conversation w/ mimichica is entertaining
thanks for the post mimichica 
not sure if i totaly agree with it but it was still funny
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