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Jim Colyer
#1Huge
Posted: 10/4/13 at 7:22pm

I was huge on Shania Twain
Back in the late nineties
Had her poster on my wall
Wanted to get in her panties

I've been huge on Karen Fairchild
That Little Big Town Band
I just love Kimberly's hair
Got to admit, I'm their fan

Huge
Bigger than a hot air balloon
Huge
Larger than a big full moon

Huge
Bigger than the Milky Way
Huge
Brighter than the light of day

I was looking for a girl friend
Someone to see me through
I looked up and you were there
Baby, now I'm huge on you

I'm huge on the love you give
Wanting more of what you do
Wanting you here in my bed
Wanting you to want me too

Huge
Bigger than a hot air balloon
Huge
Larger than a big full moon

Huge
Bigger than the Milky Way
Huge
Brighter than the light of day

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jv92
#2Huge
Posted: 10/4/13 at 7:26pm

We don't need to hear about your d*ck, or Shania Twain's panties. Ew.

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SNAFU
#2Huge
Posted: 10/4/13 at 7:35pm

Don't think a stiff three inches is huge.


Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

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jnb9872
#3Huge
Posted: 10/4/13 at 10:19pm

Why does your huge become "bright"? You should consult a doctor.


Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

FindingNamo
#4Huge
Posted: 10/4/13 at 10:49pm

"I just love Kimberly's hair,
I admit, I'm their fan"

So strange, you objectify women and might as well refer to them as "it," but this woman's hair is a "they"? You are one bad writer.


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