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#1

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

freakin' MARRY ME already!! How many times do I have to ask?!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#2

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

oh, poodle... it sounds really delicious, but lactose does a number on me...
#3

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

"Torn between two husbands, feelin' like a foooooool...."
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Beaver why don't you move in here? Just think of the drink concotions we could come up with. re: Hump Day Highball 11/10
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#5

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Thanks sweetie! I've never seen that picture before, quite classy.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#6

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Rath...I caught you red handed !!! You're really pushing your luck Missy...I keep telling you that Beaver is just his NAME. Now if you'll excuse Beaver and me...please be a doll and close the door behind you.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Did somebody say DRINK?

Make mine pink and strong!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#8

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

As long as you're writing down all these recipes, Boobs, we won't have any problems.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Did I ever tell you that when I was in college I lived in Beaver Hall.

Yep, an all women's dorm.

Beaver Hall.

Oy.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#10

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Have the address, Addy?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

LOL, Rath... it's in one of the Red States.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#12

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Rath...we're trying to make up a drink for you called "The Beaver"...what exactly do lesbians like to drink??? How about...

2 16 oz.cans of Frozen Orange concentrate
2 cans of Beer
add 32 oz of Vodka.

Mix well.

This should put hair on a beaver. re: Hump Day Highball 11/10
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Oh lord that sounds horrible. Perhaps Beav can help you with the recipe...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Well..actually if you switch the orange juice with fronzen Lemonade...it's delish....believe me...I think I forgot to add water. Hmmmm
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#15

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Still not liking it. Really, Boobs, let Beaver do the mixing, 'kay?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Rath..the next party we have I'm making it and then we'll see.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#17

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

You think I'm gullible enough to go to one of your "backyard parties"?! Think again, Mister!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#18

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

I'm already Beaver. I always have a back up plan..not to worry. re: Hump Day Highball 11/10
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#19

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

I'll have a NyQuil on the rocks please!
#20

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Awww, is our little Eddie sickey?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Getting over the dreaded stomach flu that's been going around, can't wait to recover and have a real highball!
#22

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Awww Eddie....did RSR give you the chicken soup I sent???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#24

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

Eddie, Boobs will make your cocktail. Everything he makes tastes like Nyquil anyway.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#25

re: Hump Day Highball 11/10

I know.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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