I HATE SPIDERS!!

[NGD2225]

I HATE SPIDERS!!#1

Posted: 10/22/08 at 9:50pm

I'm watching Monster Quest & they are looking for a 5 foot spider. If there is one animal I can't stand they are spiders. They freak me out so much & just seeing a picture of one makes my stomach do flips.

[killertofu333]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#2

Posted: 10/23/08 at 12:03am

I hate spiders too. I'm afraid of them, but not to the point of running away screaming. I just have the overwhelming urge to KILL, KILL, KILL and find one of my spikiest high heels and getta whackin'!!!! Ever since I was little and saw the movie "Arachniphobia" I've been terrified of spiders.

The same goes for the movie "IT" based on Stephen King's novel. Tim Curry scared the S**T out of me as Pennywise the Clown. I can't stand CLOWNS and I haven't gone to the circus in 15 years.

"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#2

Posted: 10/23/08 at 6:23pm

You know what I can;t stand???? SQUID. They don't have eyelids so they ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.



*violently shivers*

[Chrysanthemum62001]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#3

Posted: 10/23/08 at 6:36pm

I don't even want to THINK about a 5 ft spider. I LOATHE spiders entirely. I hate walking through a web in the dark and being so paranoid the spider is crawling somewhere on your body. I hate killing a momma spider and hundreds of babies go crazy running everywhere, and I really hate that KathyFriffinLovesYou just pointed out to me they are always watching you! I never thought about that before....YIKES!

"What a mystery this world. One day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over." The Masked Bandit in THE FALL

[Weez]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#4

Posted: 10/23/08 at 6:38pm

I quite like spiders myself. Also, squid live in water. They don't need eyelids. O_o

Personally, I don't really like people. I'm not that big on monkeys either, because they remind me a lot of people, but I'd take a monkey over a person any day. Pretty much every other animal I'm fine with. I've even managed to find affection within myself for giant snails.

Want to have nightmares? Check out these bad boys:



Hatchetfish! There are NO WORDS for how much these guys make me laugh. XD

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[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#5

Posted: 10/23/08 at 8:57pm

Why Weez!? That was just plain uncalled for!!!


And Chrysanthemum- Be afraid. It'll keep you on your toes when one comes FLYING out of the sky, lands on you with their face shoved up against yours and you have to deal with hundreds of little spears grabbling hold of you and cutting out little circles of your flesh. You get to watch it DIE. Their eye will be bigger than your head and they NEVER stop watching you. You get to see them loose their sparkle. And that's when you know. A giant flying squid just died on you.
Updated On: 10/23/08 at 08:57 PM

[Weez]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#6

Posted: 10/24/08 at 6:47am

But they're hilarious! Have you ever seen such dismayed-looking deep-sea fish in your LIFE?

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[StockardFan]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#7

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:01am

I'm LOL @ those fish, Weez!

KFTC!!!!!

[Mamie]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#8

Posted: 10/24/08 at 9:11am

but I bet they're kind to their mothers

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[Mister Matt]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#9

Posted: 10/24/08 at 2:51pm

Well, the one on the right definitely seems dismayed. But the one on the left appears to be merely caught off-guard.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[cubanpab]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#10

Posted: 10/24/08 at 3:36pm

NGD - dont look:

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/10/23/11601_local-news.html

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#11

Posted: 10/24/08 at 5:50pm

EEEEEK!!!!! I HATE THIS THREAD!

[Weez]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#12

Posted: 10/24/08 at 5:55pm

This is the best thread ever.

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[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#13

Posted: 10/24/08 at 5:57pm

*Glares at Weez*


DEMON CHILD! Updated On: 10/24/08 at 05:57 PM

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#14

Posted: 10/24/08 at 6:18pm

Why, Mrs. Pingleton! There you are!

I love spiders, too... it's a character flaw of mine. But I'm not so fond of certain dogs.

Such as... oh, I don't know, that one for instance.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 10/24/08 at 06:18 PM

[Weez]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#15

Posted: 10/24/08 at 6:42pm

WTF? How could you not love Sam? He's about the second cutest Chinese crested I ever saw. He couldn't help looking like a zombie dog, he was all elderly and infirm.

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[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#16

Posted: 10/24/08 at 6:48pm

I'm sure he's perfectly sweet, he just looks a little bit too much like Strom Thurmond resurrected for my taste.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#17

Posted: 10/24/08 at 7:34pm

You two!

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#18

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:26pm

CUBAN!!! 5 FT WIDE SPIDER EAT A BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#19

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:29pm

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

Updated On: 10/24/08 at 08:29 PM

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#20

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:41pm

*Psychiatrist holds up Schmergs picture* Now what do you see?

I pause...

"A red X".
"Yes but look deeper. What else is there to be discovered?"
"Software".
"But what does is this? Deep down inside?"
"... A waste of red pixels?"
*Psychiatrist slams head into couch*

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#21

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:49pm

Really? I see Rupert Grint with a spider on his head. It's wonderful to see other people's interpretations of these things... it explains so much about the human psyche.

In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#22

Posted: 10/24/08 at 8:50pm

Now Schmerg! You fixing it just totally ruined my bit!

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#23

Posted: 10/24/08 at 9:27pm

Bumper car!

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

re: I HATE SPIDERS!!#24

Posted: 10/24/08 at 10:16pm

Bumper car! Again!