I Hope Nobody Here Was Going To See Madonna Tonight

[Matt_G]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 8:07pm

"Tonight's show at the LA Forum is postponed until tomorrow night. Madonna has the stomach flu and was ordered by her doctor to rest this evening."

I'm glad her doctor is one of those psychic doctors who know she'll be better tomorrow. But we all know she's sitting at home, phone in hand waiting to vote for Fantasia.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 8:08pm

Was she making out with Kristen?

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 8:22pm

Hey Namo, fess up. You're really Idina Menzel, aren't you!? It's the only way I will understand your dislike for Kristin.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 8:25pm

What about that means I don't like Kristen? She had stomach problems. Madonna is famous for making out with other girls whose stars are on the rise. Madonna suddenly has stomach problems.

BTW, it's only after the 3000th or so mundane Kristen post ("is she scheduled to be out on _________" posts are the new "how good are the seats in section _______?"

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 10:01pm

Madge, thats what you get from rimming strange men. Or Kristin.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 10:30pm

Oh my god, it's like I just forgot to finish my post up there. How bizarre. It's as if I knew the strange men comment was coming and I got all confused-like.