I used to chew on my hair when I was just a wee one, and when my mother asked me if I cut my hair, I told her no, that some girl named Victoria something or other did. Not only that, but I then tricked Victoria what's-her-face into thinking she cut my hair too. Oh, good times!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."