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Posted: 2/2/06 at 11:30am
This analogy basically sums up the current Iraq debate.
REPUBS: We’re gonna build a house here right now.
DEMS: Ummm, Ok uh, but that’s a swamp.
REPUBS: Don’t you like houses? Are you some sort of houseless FREAK??
DEMS: What? No I’m saying that there are better places to build...
REPUBS: Oh so now you’re for houses! Which is IT??
DEMS: WHAT? Are you balanced? I'm trying to say that it’s just gonna be really hard to....
REPUBS: Of course it’s hard; its hard work building houses, and you shouldn’t cut and belittle the people who build houses for a living.
DEMS: WHAT? What are you talking about I never said....
REPUBS: Yes you did.
DEMS: No I’m trying to say that you shouldn’t build in a F*CKING
SWAMP and I never said anything about the people who built houses for a living.
REPUBS: You don’t care about people who build houses?
DEMS: Huh?
REPUBS: That’s what I thought.
DEMS: Ok if you really want to build here we got to haul in crushed rock and gravel to make the ground suitable for building. Then maybe we can have some sort of foundation, if not we have to build the f*cker on stilts or something, or we’re going to have to take the time to drain the whole f*cking swamp.
REPUBS: No time, we got to do it now. Just start pouring cement over there.
DEMS: No wait that’s crazy, you just can’t…….
REPUBS: TOO LATE hahahaha you stupid anti-house scumbags! We’re
already pouring the cement.
DEMS: Why didn’t you guys have forms at least? Jesus Christ you're nuts.
REPUBS: Hmmm this isn’t going so well, the cements running everywhere….
DEMS: What did I say? You have to drain the swamp at least, if not then at least put up some f*cking forms when you’re gonna pour the cement.
REPUBS: Hmmmmm MORE CEMENT!!!
DEMS: WHAT?
REPUBS: Quiet traitor! You never supported this house from the
beginning you obviously wanted it to fail from the start!
DEMS: I NEVER SAID THAT! Oh My God what is wrong with you people?
REPUBS: We love people who build houses.
DEMS: How are we back to this?
REPUBS: You obviously hate them; that’s why. If not you wouldn’t be complaining so much.
DEMS: But I never said ...I said the plan was wrong and you’re doing this whole project like you don’t give a f*ck about the end result.
REPUBS: FRAMING TIME!!!
DEMS: WHAT????
REPUBS: We're framing now, see…..SUCCESS!!
DEMS: Oh My God, the cement is still wet and most of it is just kind of oozing everywhere. Why didn’t you at least have some forms?
REPUBS: You always hated this house and now you’re just pissy because our house is obviously coming along nicely and is gonna be a huge success and will change the way people think about house building.
DEMS: I....I ....o wow....I uhhhh….
REPUBS: That’s what I thought, it’s a huge success!
DEMS: The boards are just sinking into the cement...and are you even framing the walls? OH MY GOD it looks like you guys are just dumping boards into the middle of the cement pool!
REPUBS: That’s how you build a house.
DEMS: NO ITS NOT Do you anything about building houses?
REPUBS: Most guys who build houses support us, obviously we do!
DEMS: Not after this they’re not.
REPUBS: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR PATRIOTISM!
DEMS: Huh? What does patriotism have to do with trying to do this the right way, or at the very least having a plan?
REPUBS: TIME TO ROOF!
DEMS: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Answer my question and what are you gonna roof? I see a big pool of wet cement with a bunch of boards just dumped in the middle in the middle of a ****ing swamp.
REPUBS: Tsk Tsk our Viet Nam houses would be a success if you hadn’t questioned our building practices on that one as well.
DEMS: Uh as I recall for that project you bought semi trailers, cut holes in the side of the trailers, called the holes "doors" then just dumped the trailers in the middle of a lake! You then put up a sign saying "Experience the undisputed quality of Viet Nam lake homes."
REPUBS: That was quality.
DEMS: Wow what planet are you guys from?
REPUBS: PLANET AMERICA YOU SCUMBAGS!!
DEMS: .....sigh.....
REPUBS: If you had any problems with our current house why didn’t you give us suggestions in the first place on what we were doing?
DEMS: I.... uh ......I’m so mad I think I can see through time
...UNBELIEVABLE!
REPUBS: There you go unhinged shrieky, WHINY, OUTTA CONTROL DEMS!
DEMS: *Only quiet sobs can be heard.*
REPUBS: Pansies…. Oh yeah cut those workers pay. Don’t let them go home..... For some reason this house isn’t what it should be.
DEMS: Just forget it…..You can’t fix this mess....Jesus how much have spent on this monstrosity?
REPUBS: A lot, but our kids are gonna love this house.
DEMS: WHAT HOUSE? IT’S A POOL OF CEMENT WITH BOARDS AND SHINGLES JUST PILED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEMENT POOL IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP!!
REPUBS: There you go, YET AGAIN! Unhinged shrieky WHINY, OUTTA CONTROL.
DEMS: What have you done??
REPUBS: Ummm we're broke we’re going to have to go borrow another million from the bank.
DEMS: Huh? What do you mean ANOTHER million?
REPUBS: Yeah this has cost a million dollars so far.
DEMS: There’s like $20,000 at the most in building supplies
here...and the labor can't be that much. You just kind of dumped all the stuff in the cement.
REPUBS: Our buddies at RIPYOUOFF did most of the work..... Good stuff.
DEMS: Ripyouoff? Ummmm I don't trust that name.
REPUBS: That’s because you're unpatriotic, and you kill kittens for fun.
DEMS: WHAT?
REPUBS: You heard us.
DEMS: Ok this is bullsh*t. F*CK THIS AND F*CK YOU!! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!!
REPUBS: That’s right CUT AND RUN!!!
REPUBS: We’re gonna build a house here right now.
DEMS: Ummm, Ok uh, but that’s a swamp.
REPUBS: Don’t you like houses? Are you some sort of houseless FREAK??
DEMS: What? No I’m saying that there are better places to build...
REPUBS: Oh so now you’re for houses! Which is IT??
DEMS: WHAT? Are you balanced? I'm trying to say that it’s just gonna be really hard to....
REPUBS: Of course it’s hard; its hard work building houses, and you shouldn’t cut and belittle the people who build houses for a living.
DEMS: WHAT? What are you talking about I never said....
REPUBS: Yes you did.
DEMS: No I’m trying to say that you shouldn’t build in a F*CKING
SWAMP and I never said anything about the people who built houses for a living.
REPUBS: You don’t care about people who build houses?
DEMS: Huh?
REPUBS: That’s what I thought.
DEMS: Ok if you really want to build here we got to haul in crushed rock and gravel to make the ground suitable for building. Then maybe we can have some sort of foundation, if not we have to build the f*cker on stilts or something, or we’re going to have to take the time to drain the whole f*cking swamp.
REPUBS: No time, we got to do it now. Just start pouring cement over there.
DEMS: No wait that’s crazy, you just can’t…….
REPUBS: TOO LATE hahahaha you stupid anti-house scumbags! We’re
already pouring the cement.
DEMS: Why didn’t you guys have forms at least? Jesus Christ you're nuts.
REPUBS: Hmmm this isn’t going so well, the cements running everywhere….
DEMS: What did I say? You have to drain the swamp at least, if not then at least put up some f*cking forms when you’re gonna pour the cement.
REPUBS: Hmmmmm MORE CEMENT!!!
DEMS: WHAT?
REPUBS: Quiet traitor! You never supported this house from the
beginning you obviously wanted it to fail from the start!
DEMS: I NEVER SAID THAT! Oh My God what is wrong with you people?
REPUBS: We love people who build houses.
DEMS: How are we back to this?
REPUBS: You obviously hate them; that’s why. If not you wouldn’t be complaining so much.
DEMS: But I never said ...I said the plan was wrong and you’re doing this whole project like you don’t give a f*ck about the end result.
REPUBS: FRAMING TIME!!!
DEMS: WHAT????
REPUBS: We're framing now, see…..SUCCESS!!
DEMS: Oh My God, the cement is still wet and most of it is just kind of oozing everywhere. Why didn’t you at least have some forms?
REPUBS: You always hated this house and now you’re just pissy because our house is obviously coming along nicely and is gonna be a huge success and will change the way people think about house building.
DEMS: I....I ....o wow....I uhhhh….
REPUBS: That’s what I thought, it’s a huge success!
DEMS: The boards are just sinking into the cement...and are you even framing the walls? OH MY GOD it looks like you guys are just dumping boards into the middle of the cement pool!
REPUBS: That’s how you build a house.
DEMS: NO ITS NOT Do you anything about building houses?
REPUBS: Most guys who build houses support us, obviously we do!
DEMS: Not after this they’re not.
REPUBS: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION OUR PATRIOTISM!
DEMS: Huh? What does patriotism have to do with trying to do this the right way, or at the very least having a plan?
REPUBS: TIME TO ROOF!
DEMS: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Answer my question and what are you gonna roof? I see a big pool of wet cement with a bunch of boards just dumped in the middle in the middle of a ****ing swamp.
REPUBS: Tsk Tsk our Viet Nam houses would be a success if you hadn’t questioned our building practices on that one as well.
DEMS: Uh as I recall for that project you bought semi trailers, cut holes in the side of the trailers, called the holes "doors" then just dumped the trailers in the middle of a lake! You then put up a sign saying "Experience the undisputed quality of Viet Nam lake homes."
REPUBS: That was quality.
DEMS: Wow what planet are you guys from?
REPUBS: PLANET AMERICA YOU SCUMBAGS!!
DEMS: .....sigh.....
REPUBS: If you had any problems with our current house why didn’t you give us suggestions in the first place on what we were doing?
DEMS: I.... uh ......I’m so mad I think I can see through time
...UNBELIEVABLE!
REPUBS: There you go unhinged shrieky, WHINY, OUTTA CONTROL DEMS!
DEMS: *Only quiet sobs can be heard.*
REPUBS: Pansies…. Oh yeah cut those workers pay. Don’t let them go home..... For some reason this house isn’t what it should be.
DEMS: Just forget it…..You can’t fix this mess....Jesus how much have spent on this monstrosity?
REPUBS: A lot, but our kids are gonna love this house.
DEMS: WHAT HOUSE? IT’S A POOL OF CEMENT WITH BOARDS AND SHINGLES JUST PILED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEMENT POOL IN THE MIDDLE OF A SWAMP!!
REPUBS: There you go, YET AGAIN! Unhinged shrieky WHINY, OUTTA CONTROL.
DEMS: What have you done??
REPUBS: Ummm we're broke we’re going to have to go borrow another million from the bank.
DEMS: Huh? What do you mean ANOTHER million?
REPUBS: Yeah this has cost a million dollars so far.
DEMS: There’s like $20,000 at the most in building supplies
here...and the labor can't be that much. You just kind of dumped all the stuff in the cement.
REPUBS: Our buddies at RIPYOUOFF did most of the work..... Good stuff.
DEMS: Ripyouoff? Ummmm I don't trust that name.
REPUBS: That’s because you're unpatriotic, and you kill kittens for fun.
DEMS: WHAT?
REPUBS: You heard us.
DEMS: Ok this is bullsh*t. F*CK THIS AND F*CK YOU!! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!!
REPUBS: That’s right CUT AND RUN!!!
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