I am gobsmacked

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I am gobsmacked

Posted: 3/29/12 at 2:07pm

Stunned. Shocked. So surprised I'm not sure I believe my eyes:

"I recently undertook a small survey of some more mature male friends, and the results, while not unanimous, were overwhelming. To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred (performing oral sex on a woman) to (receiving oral sex)...And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They're gay!"

In the course of this rather short, purportedly non-fictional article, the author cites opinions that it's "little more than a glorified jerkoff."

Could this possibly be true?

I am gobsmacked

Posted: 3/29/12 at 2:09pm

Oh, yes, just in case:

gobsmacked - (adj) utterly astounded. Taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment.

I am gobsmacked

Posted: 3/29/12 at 2:34pm

Obviously, someone's just not doing it right!

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 2:35pm

If the eight men have received oral sex from men, then it's totally believable.

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:05pm

I'm not a fan?

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:08pm

I remember seeing American Pie in a suburban movie theater. When one of the high school heroes bemoaned his fate- his virgin girlfriend won't go "all the way" and all he gets is oral relief, a group of guys in the audience broke out in raucous catcalls of "Give me her number!"

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:10pm

I'm not a fan?

Of receiving oral sex? Or giving it? Or giving it to a woman?

You can't just leave us hanging.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

I am gobsmacked

Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:22pm

Give me 90 seconds. It won't be hanging long. And you WILL be a fan.

I am gobsmacked

Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:26pm

Joe just wants his gob smacked.

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#10

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:33pm

Yeah, receiving oral sex. Perhaps I overstated, though.

There are just other things I like better that fall at earlier bases on the baseball-diamond scale.

It's fine, but it's I'm possibly too guilty a person to fully enjoy it.

It does seem to be very much a "guy" thing, though, gay or straight YEAH GIMME A F8CKING BLOWJOB or something.

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#11

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:48pm

Again, someone's not doing it right!!

#12

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 3:50pm

"I'm possibly too guilty a person to fully enjoy it." Very insightful response. I'm amazed by how many gentlemen are worried they'll seem greedy or "bad in bed" if they focus on their own pleasure. Of course, I consider myself lucky that guys like that are out there. Very, very lucky.

#13

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:08pm

Of course, yes, I understand that many men and women out there love to perform it. I enjoy performing oral sex. It's not better than, like, eating a really great steak, but it's enjoyable, and I would hope that it's also enjoyed. But for me it's also comes down to tactile versus visceral. Oral sex has a tactile pleasure for me. Kissing and touching is much more visceral to me and, thus, much more sexual. We all got our sh!t.

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#14

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:16pm

I dont have much experience with guys who feel guilty about recieving oral sex. Jerks who think they dont have to reciprocate? I'm an expert on them.

It's refreshing to know someone who thinks more about their partner than themselves.

They're what's known as a "keeper".

#15

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:17pm

It's fine, but it's I'm possibly too guilty a person to fully enjoy it.

I can relate. But oftentimes, it was a result of my own preconceptions rather than the actual desires of my partner. Which is probably why I'm so bad with hookups and one-night-stands. I like to have healthy discussions on sex so we know how to maximize the pleasure. Some guys, not naming any names here, LOVE giving BJs. That's what they want to do. And your enjoyment receiving it gives them as much enjoyment giving it. So if you can find yourself in a position to experience that, believe me, you'll be a fan. Honestly, I never had that experience until this last year and it wasn't an easy task to erase decades of conditioning by manipulative and passive-aggressive partners.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#16

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:24pm

Jerks who think they dont have to reciprocate? I'm an expert on them.

Of course, there will always be those. And the ones who change their needs without telling you? Do you have a few hours to spare?

More discussion and less guilt. You can remove most of the guesswork (and thereby a lot of stress and anxiety) and still have a thrilling and spontaneous experience.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#17

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:33pm

I feel bad for guys who can't talk about what they like in bed. Nothing better than being upfront about what you like and getting an excited "Ohhhh!" in response. Jackpot!

#18

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 4:38pm

I know! That "jackpot" moment is one of the most joyful experiences the world has to offer. It's the turbo boost to some of the best sex a person can have.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#19

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 6:35pm

"Some guys, not naming any names here, LOVE giving BJs. That's what they want to do."

And I would like to thank each and every one of you.

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#20

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Posted: 3/29/12 at 7:03pm

Well, this is certainly a subject I know very little of, but it is often more blessed to give than to receive.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#21

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Posted: 3/30/12 at 12:13am

Receiving is the bottom as it were of my list of faves. There, I said it.

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#22

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Posted: 3/30/12 at 6:22am

I thought you were talking about Volume One in L.B. Gregg's Men of Smithfield series:

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Mild mannered Mark Meehan’s good judgment flies out the window when he finds his lover banging another man. Things go from bad to worse as Mark’s crazy revenge scheme uncovers shocking secrets—sending him straight into the arms of hunky lawman and old friend, Tony Gervase, a man of limited patience and secrets of his own.

#23

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Posted: 3/30/12 at 8:14am

OK, this thread is cracking me up.

KFTC!!!!!

#24

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Posted: 3/30/12 at 9:15am

Shouldn't it be "I am globsmacked"?

....but the world goes 'round

#25

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Posted: 3/30/12 at 9:46am

Only at the end. And if you're doing it right.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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