I can't read or draw.
I had a Chemistry test today. As I sit in my seat, I check my cell phone (I have it on (silent mode)since none of my classes have an working clock). During the test, I'd seen countless of students checking their phones (a girl who sat near me was definately text messaging).
After I was done, I handed in my test, sat in my seat, and pulled out
Thank You for Smoking by Christopher Buckley. As I was reading, my Chem teacher stood in front of my desk and calmly said "I see you read again, you're dead." By instinct, I put my book away and pulled out my drawing pad. Few minutes passes, he comes by again and said "You do realize I have alcohol burners everywhere Miss [insert hypertruffle's last name]." So, I just sat there until the period ended.
"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve