I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

#1

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/6/04 at 9:55pm

HOLY SH*T!

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#2

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/6/04 at 9:55pm

now for most brides it takes a fue years for them to gain that much wait but star joans is ahead of herself

#3

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/6/04 at 9:59pm

that looks like her

#4

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/6/04 at 10:01pm

"Well, Aretha may have eaten Star Jones"

(spews Coke on the screen) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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#5

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:55am

Captain Ahab: The white whale tasks me; he heaps me. Yet he is but a mask. 'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate; the malignant thing that has plagued mankind since time began; the thing that maws and mutilates our race, not killing us outright but letting us live on, with half a heart and half a lung.

#6

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:13am

OH, MY SWEET HOLY MOSES!!

and here I thought this thread was about stand-up material about white folks.

#7

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:17am

oh my gosh i feel too bad to say anything!

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#8

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:26am

this was a good laugh!
thanks ShamrockBoy!

#9

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:27am

aaaaaawwwwwwwwweeeeeeee

#10

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 5:29am

hey guys, all she's askin for is a lil respect.



unfortunatly, that picture is not helping her case.

#11

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 12:53pm

Oh my heavens!

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#12

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:02pm

yet notice that she still has pretty good skin, and probably without surgery. As my (black) friends say "Black don't crack honey."

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#13

re: I didn't know there was THAT much White Material

Posted: 12/7/04 at 1:10pm

lmao