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#1

I dropped my McGriddle

but I ate it anyway.
#2

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Five second rule!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#3

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Eddie, I keep telling you, both a McGriddle AND a 40 of malt liquor require both hands.
You can't have both at the same time.
#5

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Mmmmmm McGriddle...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7

re: I dropped my McGriddle

There goes that girlish figure. Eddie.... you have SO4 coming up. Keep that figure! re: I dropped my McGriddle
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#8

re: I dropped my McGriddle

He didn't say he dropped it on the floor Soomsie.. Maybe he licked the syrup from elsewhere..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9

re: I dropped my McGriddle

the 5 second rule is perpetually active in my dorm room....we'll eat ANYTHING that hasn't been on the floor for five seconds....
"grace, you're stuffed in a box getting rid of ass plaque. let's face it, this evening is a bust."
#10

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Eddie - I would do the same. Sausage, egg and cheese. Nothing tops a McGriddle except maybe a breakfast taquito from Whataburger.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#11

re: I dropped my McGriddle

I keep reading this as "I dropped my Girdle".....do people still wear them? My mother hated when she had to put one on, but my sadistic grandmother wouldn't let her go out without one.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#12

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Oh Boobsie.. Leave it to you.. always thinking about whats UNDER ones clothing opposed to the topic of at hand..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#13

re: I dropped my McGriddle

That reminds me of the I Can't Believe It's a Girdle! commercial starring none other than Rue McClanahan.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#15

re: I dropped my McGriddle

I have never had a mcgriddle.. kinda afraid of it.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#16

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Fear not, they are sinfully scrumptious!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19

re: I dropped my McGriddle

Well, if you're eating a McGriddle in the first place, dirt off the floor won't kill you.
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