I have just discovered the secret of Al Capone's glove compartment...

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 1:17am

A-HA!

ROOOOOOAAAAAAD MAAAAAAAAPS!

[FeelingElectric]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 8:12am

These floors are as dirty as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mekroth]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 9:17am

Lesbian nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs - Next week on Town Talk!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 12:36pm

Let's see what's in the box....NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU STUPIIIIIID!

[FeelingElectric]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 7:57pm

I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange.

Ok, now I'm thinkin' of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.

[Mekroth]

Posted: 9/8/08 at 7:59pm

-What would my father say if he were alive today?
-Help! Help! Get me out of this box! I can't Breathe! Help! Get me out!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 4:02am

A ROLEX?!?

[FeelingElectric]

Posted: 9/9/08 at 6:36am

Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.