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#27

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

No Som, skin glazed in ice bears the resemblance of a botox abuse.

Or Nicolette Sheridan.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#28

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Am I the only one confused by Munku's posts?

If you're not going to worship me, grovel or give me the adoration I deserve (okay, not deserve, but demand), then be gone with you! Hepaya! Hepaya!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#31

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

I thought I was here to be adored as well.. well atleast my breasts anyway

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#32

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Tiff, I'm insulted. Do you honestly believe that someone who professes undying adoration for a person they know only through cyperspace would be shallow enough to start a thread for money??!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#34

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

*snaps for Cam's boobs* Hey, if you take a pic of yourself bra-less after drinking a cold drink, I'll put that as my avatar instead.


And Rath, you're right. Was it sexual favors? (BTW, I had to do a music vid shoot yesterday containing two hot twentysomething chicks going at each other, and I immediately thought of you. Isn't that the sweetest thing or what?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#35

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Tiff, I am truly touched. *wipes tear then changes visual in her mind from two twenty-somethings to the much hotter visual of Brenda and Bernadette "going at each other"*

Umm...gotta go! Later!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 12/13/04 at 11:28 PM

#36

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

What? now you want me bra-less? With sparkies?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#37

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Uh, yes, Cam. As your agent and figurehead, so to speak, you've gotta give what the crowd demands. And people want to see the puppy's noses.


Oh Rath, it was pretty hot. Even I was gawking. These ladies (who were dead-ringers for Jessica Biel and that chick from JAG) were going at it like there was no tomorrow. There were also supposed to be chocolate covered strippers (I'm not kidding), but they were cut at the last minute. But the entire time, I had you, and only you, in mind.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#38

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Next thing I know you will be pushing for me to post my tattoo picture..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#40

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

If I told you part of my job was "spritzing" the ladies wet, and that my day job is letting people into the country, would you think less of me? (Or Canada?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#42

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

I think I need to find a new line of work.

Or turn to "alternative options/genders" myself. Any thoughts?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#43

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Tiff you are well on your way to the other side..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#44

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

Well, the more I gaze at your cleavage, the less I feel jealousy and the more I feel....
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#45

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

**cires**

Millie doesn't like your avatar..

umm Tiff darling, stop squeezing my boob..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#46

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

umm...that's my teeth.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#47

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

I know and it hurts.. be gentle.. they are real after all
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#50

re: I have such a crush on Type_A_Tiff from these message boards

“Is there anything hotter than making out with another woman on a stage in front of a theatre full of queers and half the cast of Desperate Housewives?” – Megan Mullally’s rhetorical question to the capacity audience after French kissing co-honoree Debra Messing at this year’s Cracked Xmas fundraiser for The Trevor Project. Messing retorted, “If there is, I haven’t done it!”

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