I hear there are openings in the White House Press Pool...
I hear there are openings in the White House Press Pool...#0
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:40am
Wanna apply?
http://whitehouse.org/media/application.asp
re: I hear there are openings in the White House Press Pool...#1
Posted: 2/24/05 at 7:57amdoesn't this job require you to have a gay sex ad as well?
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#2
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:00am
Anyone see the softball questions lobbed by Campbell Brown to the infamous hustler-journalist? When she asked about his escort service/porn past, he said "I've been advised not to answer that..." Why didn't she say "by whom?" Why didn't she press this duplicitous queen in Vin Diesel drag for details about why he needs "advice" in the first place. If he's so damned innocent, why is he taking the 5th? And has Bill Maher opined, only half in jest, who was/is this tricky trick boinking inside the iron gates?
(In Watergate, Deep Throat said follow the money. Here, we should follow the, uh, deep throat.)
And she kept saying "the liberal bloggers..." are on this. Why isn't Jane and Joe Doe of Mainstreet Peoria on it? As has been broached in other threads, CAN YOU IMAGINE the outrage if a hustler had been in the Clinton White House? Asking partisan slanted proganda-infused questions? Can you IMAGINE what Dobson and his fellow "Christians" would be saying about queer bait for hire being given carte blanche?
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#3
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:08amJeff Gannon/James Guckert, Paid White House Shill and P*ss Whore to Closeted Republicans: Another stunning example of Republican integrity.
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#4
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:19am

Hmmmm....so was Guckert/Gannon the only employee there?
Joined: 12/31/69
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#5
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:21amI wonder what's involved in the performance of a 'top to bottom review'? Should it be 'revue'?
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#6
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:27am
'Can you IMAGINE what Dobson and his fellow "Christians" would be saying about queer bait for hire being given carte blanche?'
Carte Blanche DuBois, I think. Miss Guckert's a bit on the crazy side. I like the rounder, more carb-filled out face he has nowadays, as opposed to his gauzy mall fantasy photos from his website.
I think one thing we can do is bombard the Fundie Media Watchdog groups "as concerned Christians," demanding an explanation as to how this person was allowed to get so close to our annointed president.
C'mon, Just a Few More Minutes of Fame?#7
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:28am
From the Washington Post:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A48619-2005Feb23.html
• Trolling for a date: James Guckert (aka Jeff Gannon) is angling for an invite to the gala White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in April, saying his recent notoriety qualifies him as a great guest. "There is still time," he told Editor & Publisher this week. "There is always someone there trying to make news. Maybe this year it is going to be me." He also revealed that he's trying to line up paid speaking gigs, telling the trade mag: "There are people who are definitely interested in some of my behind-the-scenes work in the press room."
"Yes, this is the same guy who, after being linked to gay escort sites a couple of weeks ago, posted on JeffGannon.com: "In consideration of the welfare of me and my family I have decided to return to private life."
Joined: 12/31/69
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#8
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:30am
As soon as this scandal broke, I sent my resume to Talon Media telling them that I'd like to be their new White House Correspondent. They actually replied and said that I certainly seemed to be qualified (No journalism experience, ever) but that they had rejected my application since I had not attached a picture.
Campbell Brown interviewed the hustling Guckert on Today#9
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:40am
Giggle, giggle, DGrant! "The Jeff Gannon Top-to-Bottom Revue"!
If the Clinton White House had hired a prostitute who specialized in urination scenes to shill for them at press conferences, the Republicans would be calling for impeachment and the conservative-biased media would be doing its lapdog act.
But Republicans control the Congress and the media, so all we can do it watch them squirm out of it and laugh next time anyone refers to "Republican moral values."
Straight from the Horse's Mouth!#10
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:51am
Straight from the Horse's Mouth!
http://www.theconservativeguy.com/WHOisFP.htm
Updated On: 2/24/05 at 11:51 AM
Speak this gig, SIR!#11
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:54am
Paid speaking gigs? I think he's had those, as in "...lick those boots, you Republican piece o'scum ... Like it? Like it?! Say 'I like it, SIR! Or I'll show you what G.O.P. really stands for!"
And Namo, I don't find the carbo-packin' puss all that cute. Sort of the younger, butcher (?) brother of Divine.
Joined: 12/31/69
Speak this gig, SIR!#12
Posted: 2/24/05 at 11:58am
" . . . characterized by a solid locked breech system, with a rotating barrel, takes advantage of the maximum energy received during firing to produce a very low recoil."
Why do I get the feeling that he got the weapon he was writing about confused with the one he used 'on the job'?
send Jeff-boy to the red carpet#13
Posted: 2/24/05 at 12:15pm
Why not send AKA Jeff to the red carpet, to talk about the gowns? The designer tuxes?
Perhaps he'd like to interview the conservatives as they arrive. We'd get 2 hours of Mel, Bruce, and maybe Bo Derek to spice things up. (Jeff: "Are you wearing Vintage Valentino?" Bo: "And support the GAY AGENDA?! ARE YOU EFFING CRAZY?" Jeff: But seriously, what was John Derek REALLY like...")
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