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I just got told off...from my horoscope!

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#3

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

That's the aquarius for the day?

You mean, get my hands dirty? with like dirt?
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#4

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

I have yard work that needs to be done...

Any takers?
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#6

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

It's the same one here on the site...
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#7

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

"Nature may abhor a vacuum, but your living space might welcome one with open arms. Start straightening and tidying things up in your house, and you might see this effect spill over into other areas of your life that need it, too. Let's face it -- it's no fun coming home to a big mess, and the longer it goes on, the more everything will pile up. So start cleaning, and see if your head doesn't start to feel a little clearer as well."

Why is it that EVERYONE is telling me to clean my room?
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#8

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

mine's rather rude too

Aquarius: Drop the detached-observer thing; this isn't a science experiment, it's life. Dig in with both hands, sans rubber gloves. When you see the dirt under your fingernails, you'll realize you're really living.

where do these come from?
#9

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

Aries:

Put looking out for number one on the back burner. Right now you can really heat up some good energy by helping friends, coworkers, your sweetie or a potential one with whatever it is they're cooking.

#13

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In the world of the fish (Pisces), you get this lovely tidbit:

You're seeking some balance, but it's proving a tiny bit elusive. Could it be that you need to jettison some old stuff (or expectations, or feelings) in order to make the scales even out?

Jettison old stuff? Everything I have is old!
"Not a day goes by..."
#14

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Then begin the jettisoning...

Ok beav... strange... I, fellow aquarian, have a lot of cancer friends. One of my best friends and roomie (one and the same) is a cancer.

Same with virgos... excellent friends, but as bfs... not at all.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#16

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

Aquarius With Virgo:

Oh, no! Try to avoid this one. You will think the Aquarian is nuts, and he or she will think you are ancient. Aquarius is interested in other people, causes and Virgo is cautious about emotional giving. Virgo seeks personal achievement and financial security. Aquarius is outgoing, inventive, a visionary. Virgo is reserved, prudent, and very practical about its ambitions. This couple may not even make it as friends. There is a marked difference between the two, the chances for a happy and enduring marriage are almost nil.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#17

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Aquarius With Cancer:

The social side of the Aquarian may prove to be just a tad bit too much for the home minded reclusive Cancer. Aquarian's love to share their life stories with the world while cancer is satisfied with keeping their adventures to themselves. Cancer people have a conservative taste; Aquarius's tastes are usually the opposite.
aquarius and cancer - compatibility rank = 4 (10 is best)

The odds against this combination are not too bad and this combination could work, but one will have to become at least somewhat subservient to the other, deciding which would be fun to watch! Aquarius has a need to be independent and often appears detached in a close relationship and will appear more so to cancer. Don't get me wrong, Aquarian's need to be loved too, they just exhibit more of a "unseen" love than outward displays.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#18

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bwa ha ha

Aquarius With Leo:

This makes for an excellent combination for a partnership that deals with or caters to the public. Each have a mutual understanding of the other when it comes to intimate matters, needs and desires. There is never a dull moment in their lives as Aquarius holds many surprises for Leo. Both like socializing and meeting new people, but Leo always needs to perform on center stage, which makes Aquarius impatient and irritable. Aquarius is too independent to become Leo's devoted subject.
aquarius and leo - compatibility rank = 4 (10 is best)

This can be a very challenging and exciting relationship. Leo and Aquarius are an interesting combination of passion, friendship and loyalty when it works out. For the most part though, this will be a hard relationship to maintain.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#19

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"Now you're talking -- and everyone's all ears. Even when you're just thinking out loud, you're innovative and fascinating. Don't be surprised if someone takes you aside to ask for advice of an interesting nature."

Since when does anyone ever tell me to START talking? I get the opposite...
#20

re: I just got told off...from my horoscope!

Yeah... but now they're actually listening. So talk away, doxy...
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#21

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A seemingly irresistible attraction -- whether to a person or a pair of shoes -- is, in fact, fully resistible. And if you're smart, you will resist -- at least your first wild impulse.

How true for me today. Hmm..
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#24

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The horoscope gods aren't in a good mood today.

"Your usually strong will is hardly making a peep -- where's this meek streak coming from? And, inconveniently, it's happening just when you need to make a decision. Beg for more time -- or flip a coin."

I wonder what I'm supposed to make a decision about. But my horoscope wants me to make the damn decision already, jeez.
#25

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Since I am Aquarius, I guess I've been told off. I don't want to get dirty, I have my graduation tonight! lol.
A most ingenious paradox.

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