"I submit!"
That's what I was hoping you'd say, Namo.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Congrats, SM2, you've always made my flesh crawl but this time you made me regurgitate too!
Blwyr, I don't believe Izzy has birthed no baby yet. And the accident was back in June. I, for one, am grateful that not even two full days after a devastating accident in which she and Oakley's car was flipped over three times that she got on here and told us what happened, typing her words to us despite the broken ribs and collar bone.
It's all SUCH a miraculous thing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Namo, Izzy is suffering from pre birth depression! We should be kind to her!
I was interested in helping Izzy and Oakley, but HIPAA kept me from obtaining records. I really feel bad about that. And, mostly because I took part of Beacon's retainer to cover the costs!
In my mouth, Namo.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
You are actually creepy. There are all sorts of people I don't take a liking to online and even more I do. But you are the only one who creeps me out.
Sit on my face.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/29/03
How would you categorize this? Is it closer to "Munchausen By Internet" syndrome or closer to "Elaborate Scenario Troll" syndrome? Or is it both?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Good point! MBIEST?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
My favorite moment of this thread is when Izzy googled "birthing plan"!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Oootchie coo! Ooootchie cootchie coo!
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
Baby, did your mother poop during birth? That often happens during pushing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Yut-oh. Hope Oakley gets back from the dealer soon to change your diaper!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Has anyone heard from Izzabeth? I'm getting nervous that there's been a baby abandonment here and we're going to have to raise this kid ourselves.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
But Namo - Butt Babies don't live.
Izzy's Baby's been here more than Izzy. I think we already ARE raising the kid on our own.
Come on, I'll fix you a nice warm bottle, add some vodka and put you to bed. Who wants a bedtime story?
Do not ever mix vodka and milk. It is grosser than anything.'
Did Izzy post any pictures of the real baby yet? I want to see it.
I didn't believe a word of it to begin with. How strange, since she joined in 2006. I would have expected something like this from someone a lot newer to the board.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I believe the baby is real. And I also believe in channeling, and I believe that somebody like Shirley MacLaine is channeling Izzy's Baby to give us messages that will unite us.
Huh? Namo are you drunk too?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I'm high on life, junior.
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