I'm Starting Prozac

[M J R]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:38am

The real world sucks...

[Plum]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:39am

Yes. Chemical happiness is exactly what you need.

[/robot voice]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:41am

You have to share the happiness.

[M J R]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:45am

54 million people can't be wrong, right?

[Plum]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:46am

Yes, I'm sure all of their lives are now filled with joy. :)

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:46am

I think I should be on Prozac.....

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:47am

Always go with the majority. That's what I always say.

[M J R]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:48am

This has been in my mind for the last week...

What the hell is going on here Dick?! It wasn’t supposed to be like this. It wasn’t but it IS. And schmucks like you, you’re telling us it ISN’T! Everything is fine! It’s great! It’s MILLER TIME. WHAT Miller Time? The woods are burning Dick! What can we do?! We want to make things BETTER! HOW?! Let’s hold an election! GREAT. The Democrat says he’ll fix everything, the Republicans ****ed up. The Republican says he’ll fix everything, the Democrats ****ed up. Who’s telling the truth? Who’s lying? SOMEONE’S lying. WHO? We read, we guess, we argue, but deep down we know that we don’t know. How can we? Oil embargoes, megatons, holes in the ozone. Who can understand this crap? We need to believe, to trust like little kids, that someone wants what’s best for us, that someone’s looking out for us. That someone loves us.

Do they? NO. They lie to us! They like about what’s right, they lie about what’s wrong, they lie about the ****in’ hamburgers! And when we realize they’re lying, really realize it in our gut, then we get scared. Then we get terrified. Like children walking in the dark, we don’t know where we are. “I had a bad dream! Mommy! Daddy! Sammy had a nightmare!” And daddy comes and takes me in his arms and says, “It’s OK, Sammy. Daddy’s here. I love you, kid. Your mommy doesn’t, but I do.” And mommy comes and holds you tight and says, “I’ve got you Bubala. I’m here for you. Your daddy isn’t, but I am.”…

And then where are we? Who do we believe? What do we do?! We do what we have to do. We kill the President.

[Plum]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:49am

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

-Mark Twain

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:51am

And where's Mark Twain now?

He isn't rich is he?

I rest my case.

Wait...

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:51am

*pauses and reflects*

Okay. I've changed my mind. Deep down I'm actually a slightly more sane person than the 56M that uses Prozac.

Thanks, Mark. I love thee.

[M J R]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:54am

Don't be so sure - you may be surprised at how many people you know that use it...I was.

And there's certainly nothing wrong with it - God bless 'em for being smart enough to get help if they needed it...

[Plum]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:01am

You don't need anti-depressants! Tom Cruise, the epitome of mental health, says so!

[M J R]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:02am

LOL - You're right. I forgot. I'm gonna go jump up and down on my couch and ignore my homosexuality for a while and see if that helps.

[Plum]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:05am

Make sure you take your vitamins, too. 'Night, all.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 12:08pm

All you really need is a healthy diet and to believe in the church of Scientology.

[Mythus]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:24pm

Exercise helps as well.

Good luck with the drugs. I took Zoloft for a few years, during middle school. We kept upping the dosage, and eventually I plateaued at sort of happy most of the time. But that's better than really depressed all of the time.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:50pm

MJR,
The jumping up and down will be easier if I'm under you.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:50pm

I'm starting heroin.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:53pm

I just got off crack,

But then I sat down again.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 1:53pm

You are so corny.

Like Carol Channing.

Updated On: 9/4/05 at 01:53 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:00pm

I sure picked a hell of a week to give up sniffing glue.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:00pm

That's what Bush said.

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:02pm

haha.. Reminds me of Sordid Lives.

*pops rubberband*

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/4/05 at 2:03pm

Huff Huff Huff