Choose me, stuff me, stitch me up...
I can't wait for Chris to be in a big new musical, because I totally have to write him a letter! That was so sad that Amour only lasted for 17 shows!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)