ok, how about
Mr. Christopher Fitzgerald:
Dearest Darlingest...ok I couldn't resist :)
Dear Mr. Fitzgerald:
Christopher:
maybe if I said Mr. Fitzgerald:, it would make up for P.s. I think you're hot
ummm I would start a thread about this but it has something to do with Wicked
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)