I need a FUNNY MONOLOGUE!!!!

[renthead2005z]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 7:02pm

I need a funny monologue for a scholarship(sp!?) and i need it quick so please try to give me a link if you can!

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 9:29pm

A little more information please.

Are you a male or female? How old are you? How old do you want to be? Funny classical or funny contemporary?

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 9:33pm

Just curious why people wait until the last minute for this stuff...

[Joshua488]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 9:42pm

Whatever you do, I would advise against doing the "Coat Hanger Sculpure" monologue from YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN. I see people recommending that monologue ALL THE TIME and all I think is "Noooo!" It is pretty overdone, and you want to impress the judge(s) with something fresh and different, especially for a scholarship. Good luck!!

[renthead2005z]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 9:43pm

I have until february to do it. But I need to start now...I am a male and can play anything from 15-20ish. Funny Contemperary and I am 16.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 9:49pm

There's a monlogue in the play "Where Has Tommy Flowers Gone" by Terrence McNally. It's about a high school kid who is telling about his experience being called into the principal's office.

More popular, but maybe overdone, are the monologues from Neil Simon. Either "Brighton Beach Memoirs" or "Biloxi Blues"

[renthead2005z]

Posted: 1/8/05 at 10:06pm

I have a Couple but I want to stand out. If anyone has one with a link it would be appreciated.