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#1I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:08am

Can any of you post some of the rudest/smartest things that you say to your older brother or sister? I know this is a stupid question but I need to say something to my sister because I've had enough of her joking about that my intrest in Broadway so.......HELP ME! She thinks what I like is 100% stupid.


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Updated On: 12/2/06 at 11:08 AM

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StageManager2
#1re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:11am

Mental or physical help?


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Elphaba
#2re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:12am

well this post is 100% stupid, perhaps try the student board......

or maybe act a bit adult and ignore your sister.......


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MotorTink
#3re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:12am

My replies would not be suitable for this board.



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Liam
#4re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:16am

is it that baby in your Avatar you want us to help you hurt?
Updated On: 12/2/06 at 11:16 AM

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#5re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:31am

No that's my baby cousin.


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hannahshule
#6re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:41am

Just tell her she's out of your Tony Award speech.


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#7re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 11:56am

That's a good one. I'll write that one down. re: I need some Help!


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RachLaura
#8re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 12:06pm

ignore ignore ignore.

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justagirl2
#9re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 1:32pm

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TheatreDiva90016
#10re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:08pm

Tell her she was an accident....


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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TomMonster
#11re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:19pm

Turn her boyfriend into a theatre queen...


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SweetQintheLights
#12re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:23pm

Tell her she was adopted.

Not that it has anything to do with theatre.


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TheatreDiva90016
#13re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:25pm

Or tell her she was adopted AND a mistake.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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Liam
#14re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:42pm

and that her mother doesn't love her.

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shiksa_goddess
#15re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:46pm

Ignore her.

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Liam
#16re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:49pm

punch her in the face.

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shiksa_goddess
#17re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 2:52pm

Have Liam muster up his brute man strength and punch her in the face.

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Liam
#18re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 3:01pm

re: I need some Help!

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#19re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:29pm

Liam, it is NOT OK to hate cats. YOU MAY hate your older sister and say hateful, crushing things to her that she will spend the rest of her life dealing with in Therapy, but do NOT hate Cats. Just ignore them if you have to.

As for your sister, you have to decide just how far you want to take this. If it bothers you when she picks on your love of theatre, learn to be dismissive of her interests. Anything can be made to sound dull and juvenile. When she makes a crack, roll your eyes and say "Oh, of course, like we'd care what someone who follows professional wrestling thinks!" or whatever. If it's really upsetting you, play for keeps. Replace her pills with tic-tacs and shove pins into her condoms. Mix her KY with Ben Gay. When she makes her annoying remarks, say things like "Oh dear, try not to be so bitter. Mom's right, with looks like that you're going to need a better personality if you're ever going to trap a man."

SweetQintheLights
#20re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:31pm

Don't sweat the small stuff.

And this is.


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Rathnait62
#21re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:32pm

Tell her she was adopted and that Betty Buckley is her real mother.

Theater-related AND trauma-inducing.


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NathanLaneStalker
#22re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:33pm

Ask them if they can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. That always makes them feel stupid when their younger sibling can spell it and they can't! :)


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#23re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:34pm

And then if she recoils in horror at the mention of Betty Buckley's name, you can say "AHA! You're as big a theatre queen as I AM!"

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#24re: I need some Help!
Posted: 12/2/06 at 8:43pm

You all are really good! The only show she like is JERSEY BOYS because she says it not a "musical" musical. Does that make since? But I will try to kill her with WICKED! I heard that works. re: I need some Help!


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