Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03

First of all, cuz it's played out.
Second of all, cuz it's never true.
So who's prettier: Jrby or Diva?
Apparently it depends on whether or not we're in drag.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Jerby, if you hadn't gotten into an argument about it yesterday I would never have known those were links in your sig file. I was with you on the song with the Zapruder film t-shirt from the Assassins revival until you did the Madonna dance. You did that just to spite me, didn't you?
Some seem to find my links unavoidable. Pervasive and invasive. Shoved down their throats--or is that wishful Freudian thinking? Hmmm.
Zapruder? That's funny. Damn--I shoulda walked in Dallas naked and been shot in that video. Maybe then a certain someone would watch me.
"So who's prettier: Jrby or Diva?"
I'll let my trophies speak for themselves.
How fitting, considering I made a mint impersonating Joan Collins at parties.
Did you ever work a party her sister Jackie attended?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I went to a Jackie Collins book signing to get my sister a gag joke once and I was last in line and Jackie LOVED me. She wrote Happy Birthday in big swirly girly letters and she was cool.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I left the signing really happy I went.
Someone pays attention to my posts! I'm so flattered!
:: bats eyelashes ::
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Yours was about the 30th this week.
What about, "Girls, you're both pretty. You can both go to the Prom."?
How about "Girls, you're both pretty...but I'm prettier. Get over yourselves".
Whatever.
:: Clicks heels 2 times ::
:: Walks away ::
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/27/05
Jackie loves the gays?
Pity the gays come across in her books and stereotypically one dimensional and fruity limp wristed fags.
(And I say that as somewhat of a guilty pleasure fan).
Girls...girls...see you next Tuesday!
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