at their big vanity table with the lighted mirror as they put on their Revlon age defying makeup. I'll call them "Ms. Sarandon and Ms. Moore" and they'll say, "Please. It's Susan and Julianne" and I'll say "And you two can just call me Namey" and we'll all throw our heads back in raucous laughter and toss our long red hair just so.
Then we'll share a cola with real cane sugar and laugh some more.
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