I wish I was heterosexual
I wish I was heterosexual
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 6:19pm
It just looks like so much more fun, no?
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killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#2re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 6:28pmIf that song and video are heterosexual...then so is Ian McKellen!!!
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ghostlight2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/5/04
#3re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 7:07pm
Heterosexual? With that mustache?
I don't think so.
sally1112
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/13/04
#4re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 7:19pmSo, am I the only one who thinks he's hot?
#5re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 7:52pmOMG... that video was so disturbing, it turned me straight! lol, he looks like a creeper to me.
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#6re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 7:53pmHe looks like an early 1980's Gay Porn Star!
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 9:23pmAll it needs is the "chika bow' music...
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#8re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/21/09 at 9:41pm
Really? That video totally pushed me in the oppisite direction. I think I may've moved over a smidge on the Kinsey scale. I suddenly have the strong urge to watch gay porn while feeling up Hugh Jackman. . . .that's not saying that I don't have that urge all the time, I just like a scapegoat every now and then. 
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#9re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/22/09 at 4:59am
Two things....
Firstly, this is a good example of a great song lost because the record label didn't promote it enough and secondly, I have it on good authority after the filming "wrapped" (I am so in with the movie sayings) the director said "Thank you ladies, you may leave. Now guys I have this great idea for another kind of beach movie......."
tommyboy
Broadway Star Joined: 12/21/06
#10re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/22/09 at 9:08amI just barfed up my regular Sunday morn Bloody Mary.
#11re: I wish I was heterosexual
Posted: 3/22/09 at 10:08amWow. That just may be the worst song and the worst music video I've ever seen.
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