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I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...

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morosco
#0I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:24pm

... "in broad daylight". I hate that stupid phrase.

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GaLiNdaFied
#1re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:26pm

I completely agree! It's absolutely stupid!


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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Matt_G
#2re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:26pm

I wish news broadcasts would stop using things like the following -

"A food everyone eats everyday is killing dozens in the area. Find out which food it is this weekend on our morning edition"


"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

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BroadwayMonkey
#3re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:29pm

"Cramped nighttime."


Real men are tenors.

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StickToPriest
#4re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:31pm

"President Bush"


In 4 months anyway


"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

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spiderdj82
#5re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:33pm

I just hate the inflictions they all use, like they are all better than us. Stupid reporter people and their stupid ways.


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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BroadwayMonkey
#6re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:34pm

...should we kill them?


Real men are tenors.

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GaLiNdaFied
#7re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:36pm

*whispered* yes


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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spiderdj82
#8re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:38pm

Let's hit them with cars, and in our most annoying, "better than you" vocal infliction ask them:

"President bush would like to know how you feel about this incident in broad daylight? Also, we would like to hear about that food everyone eats everyday that is killing dozens in the area. In fact, ladies and gentlemen, find out which food it is this weekend on our morning edition."


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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BroadwayMonkey
#9re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:40pm

Cool. Who can drive?


Real men are tenors.

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morosco
#10re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:42pm

Geraldo uses the ignorant phrase "dastardly deed" often enough for me to puke.

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sweetiedarlinmia
#11re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:43pm

vroom, vroom!

Some reporter asked this woman who's house got destroyed in the hurricane, "So how do you feel about your house being gone?"

I mean Lady! Her house is broken into a million pieces and all her stuff is across the yard, how the hell do you think she feels?! Updated On: 9/12/04 at 11:43 PM

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GaLiNdaFied
#12re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:43pm

I'm driving but I'm gonna need a few drinks first, just to make it more fun re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase... any objections?


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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BroadwayMonkey
#13re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:44pm

Sweetie's in.


Real men are tenors.

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spiderdj82
#14re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:44pm

none here. Ask Geraldo to draw you a map re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...


"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

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BroadwayMonkey
#15re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:46pm

Man, I don't even got a permit.

Oh, well.


Real men are tenors.

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BroadwayMonkey
#16re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:46pm

Man, I don't even got a permit.

Oh, well.


Real men are tenors.

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sweetiedarlinmia
#17re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:46pm

I'm always in for vehicular manslaughter. Never been convicted once too!

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GaLiNdaFied
#18re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:48pm

Alright now we need a plan to get them all in one place at the same time... how ever could we get every news reporter in the same place at once?


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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sweetiedarlinmia
#19re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:53pm

A natural disaster. They come out in droves for them. Neither rain, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, bombing, or whatever it may be, stops their stupid behinds from getting their story.
Category 4 hurricane? They're there!
F5 tornado? They're there!
Flood? Hanging upsidedown from a tree branch over a stream, but they're there! Updated On: 9/12/04 at 11:53 PM

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GaLiNdaFied
#20re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:55pm

Lol sweetiedarlinmia, you're great! Anywho, I'm thinking we should make our own natural disaster... a flood would be the easiest...


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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sweetiedarlinmia
#21re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:02am

A Flood it is! All we would have to do is put a small hole in a damn. Pressure would take care of the rest.
*evil laugh* MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!

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GaLiNdaFied
#22re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/13/04 at 12:07am

where's the closest damn? LOL dam... right?

I can hear it already "In broad daylight, it is believed that members of the semi-popular website broadwayworld.com drilled a small hole in the dam right behind myself and my collegues. Sources say that it has something to do with deadly foods.. tune in tomorrow at 7 to see which foods are on this list. Now back to you b-" *huge crash as the dam breaks and they are all pushed to the ground and we all show up in my red Jetta looking fabulous as we run them over*


"Someone please tell me- when the hell did gravity become the enemy? How has an essential force of nature, something that makes it possible for life to even exist on this planet, come to deserve the scorn and hatred of every teenage girl with no head voice?"- Broadway Matt

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Mister Matt
#23re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/13/04 at 2:06pm

I hate it when they have a reporter standing in front of a courthouse where absolutely nothing is going on pointing at it and jabbering about some verdict that happened earlier in the day. For some reason, they think that saying "so-and-so is LIVE in front of the courthouse" will somehow make the story more interesting or exciting. Yeah, courthouses and other government buildings are so exciting at 10 o'clock at night. They really need to be there. Why are they always LIVE at locations at the precise moment where absolutely nothing is happening and why is it important that they are there......LIVE?


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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NoDayButToday2
#24re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...
Posted: 9/13/04 at 7:28pm

so where is this flood taking place? i am so there re: I wish news reports would stop using the phrase...


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