IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#0IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:22pmI'm round my friends house and he's just gone to eat his dinner and his step sisters two children have decided to come up stairs to his room... they are driving me insane! Please someone be online to talk me through this difficult time because either myself or them is going through the window!
#1re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:23pm
we're gonna get you through this- its ok... now im gonna talk you out of punching them.
get some sugar
eat the sugar
you'll be as insane as them!
kidding
#3re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:24pmA good backhand never hurt anyone.
#4re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:24pmGoing Beer?
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#5re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:25pmthey are 4 and 2... sugar isn't gonna solve this! They wont leave me alone and i keep trying to be nice "go sit on the bed and watch Beauty And The Beast.. go on" see i put them a dvd on and they still wont leave me alone!
UglyBug
Understudy Joined: 6/13/05
#6re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:25pmPretend to play hide and go seek with them yet "accidentally" forget them in the closet.
#7re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:26pmFor Christ's sake, don't pull a Joan Crawford.
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#8re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:27pm
well they hid in the other room for about thirty seconds then ran in screaming... my head aches and im seriously considering throwing something at the little one!
going beer? what you talking about willis?
#9re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:28pmTell them Shrek is downstairs.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:28pmI'm disappointed. I thought this was a Crazy Eddie commercial.
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#11re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:29pmthe guy has like 300 DVD's shrek is one of them... i tried scaring them by saying the wicked of the west is in the computer and showed them photos of Elphaba... didn't work! They said she looked stupid... these are tough kids!
#12re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:29pmYou could always leave. I'm talking about the fact that you are already insane!
#13re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:30pmSlap them, and slap them HARD!
#14re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:30pmI wasn't saying Shrek would scare them - I was thinking they'd want to go hang with him.
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#15re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:31pmCM2 you're gonna get me a bad reputation! I can't leave how rude would that be... plus i can't abandon two children on the thrid story of the house.... although they aren't my children and their mother is downstairs!
#16re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:31pmI knew Theatrediva was Joan Crawford!! I knew it!!
UglyBug
Understudy Joined: 6/13/05
#17re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:32pm
"For Christ's sake, don't pull a Joan Crawford."
And what may I ask is wrong with a little beating from a wire hanger?
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#18re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:33pmoh and to add insult to injury the little one just wiped her hands on my jacket... she's gotta go!
#19re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:33pmThen you can leave! Besides, can't means won't.
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#20re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:35pmoh they're mum is shouting them to go home... they aren't moving... i'm going to try and make them go!
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#21re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:36pmWhat type of friend leaves for dinner and a.) doesn't invite you to join or b.) ask you to leave?
Beergoggles
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#22re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:37pmthey're leaving... they're going! Right i'm gonna beat the crap out of my friend for leaving my in that situation!
Up In Lost
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/05
#23re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:37pm
Do the whole, "Go find me a ____" And make it something you know isn't in the house, and all, "I'll give you a dollar when you bring it."
Okay, so I was a dumb little girl, but hey!
#24re: IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:38pmGot a Playbill handy?
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