Sounds excellent. That's what I think! Of course, it's just as annoying if a guy is TOO into you, to listen to Chelsea. Her boyfriend of all of a month last year ("He was goo! That's all there was too it!") was needy and clingy and so pathetic she had to be talked into kissing him. It was pretty bad.
And the tampon comment had to do with the ridiculousness of the idea of Chelsea ever using a dildo. At least, I THINK that's what he meant. Otherwise, I instigated a really really weird note into the conversation for no reason.
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.