SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I know. And I do. I quickly change it...I'm just so used to seeing "paradox" that it slips in. "My friend Paradox--" "Who?" "Jamie. I said Jamie, didn't I?" "Which one is he?" "You know, my boyfriend?" "The gay one?" *sigh* "Yes, Dad."
My family is clueless.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow. I'm famous (to your family anyway)
Indeed you are! And rightly so...
My mom thinks you're sweet. My dad doesn't understand why I call you my boyfriend. My sister thinks you're hot. (she's 14, btw)
Typical. Only 14 yr olds and old people find me hot...
It's true in real life!!!
::cries::
That's not true! I think you're plenty hot, and I'm neither!
thanks sweetie!
you really make such a great gay girlfriend...
*blush* You're too good to me.
Dammit. Between my gay boyfriend and my straight girlfriend, I'm NEVER going to get laid! *sob*
Hey, between my gay non-boyfriend and my straight non-boyfriend, looks like I'll be getting no play in the new year!
Aw, Tiff...we can form a club! Paradox, you getting any, or do you want to be in our club?
Paradox is far too cute and popular to NOT be getting any.
*sigh* Lael, have you read "He's Just Not That Into You"? camerangel and I have discussed this so much, we've actually abbreviated it to HJNTIY.
No, I haven't. And...I suck at using the search feature. Abbreviate it for me?
well theres always...
and they're useful for your girlfriend as well...
Her? The thought is ridiculous. I had to talk her into using tampons, and she only worked up the courage for that last weekend.
Now, me, on the other hand...
Did I miss something here? Who's using a tampon? Did you teach her how to put it in?
Lael, abbreviated, HJNTIY is a tongue-in-cheek book outlining the excuses women typically make to rationalize the bad behavior of their boyfriends, and flat out says HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Has the potential to be depressing, but I find it quite liberating. It basically says if a guy treats you like less than a queen, he's just not that into you, so move on and find someone who is.
Sounds excellent. That's what I think! Of course, it's just as annoying if a guy is TOO into you, to listen to Chelsea. Her boyfriend of all of a month last year ("He was goo! That's all there was too it!") was needy and clingy and so pathetic she had to be talked into kissing him. It was pretty bad.
And the tampon comment had to do with the ridiculousness of the idea of Chelsea ever using a dildo. At least, I THINK that's what he meant. Otherwise, I instigated a really really weird note into the conversation for no reason.
LOL!
I HAVE AIM!!!
I'm very upset...someone already has paradoxerror and paradox error...
So im theparadoxerror
!!!
the one and only
Excellent! Now I can bother you in all KINDS of ways! My username's the exact same as here, so that's quite easy. Not many Laels about, you see, and even less who are of Lakes.
that gave me the laugh of the night...
you are a very unique...lake, lael!
Well, thank you!
Now, just because we have aim is no reason to let this thread die! Understand?
And yes. I really am of Lakes...figure THAT one out!
Eh, close enough. I grew up in sight of Clearlake, and now I go to school within sight of Lake Cayuga. Plus, the girls across the hall were smoking a lot of weed the day I chose my username, and I think the smoke may have infiltrated my room.
Go figure.
Rather.
Perhaps.
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