Aw, I'm sorry, sweetie. You need virtual aspirin, or is it bad enough to require chicken soup?
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i hate shaving. i swear im gonna get a full body electrolisis one day... when I can afford it.
Yes, but then I couldn't freak out my sister and her preteen friends!
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preteen? show them a tampon...
I will take the asprin.. gah on the soup.. not into the food thing today..
*hands Cam aspirin* There you go, honey. Feel better.
Well, technically they're teens. I just got used to calling them preteens.
LAEL AND I HAVE TENDED THIS THREAD, WRITTEN MANY BEAUTIFUL AND INTELLIGENT THINGS, AND ONLY MUNKIE, NIA, TIFF AND WILDCAT EVER REALLY POSTED ON THIS THREAD.
ONE SHOT OF LAEL'S BOOBS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE POPULAR....
WELL I WISH I HAD BOOBS JUST SO I COULD BE POPULAR TOI...
*runs off crying*
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you can pretend my boobs are yours, im popular regardless :)
Doxy, darling, I love you regardless! You've always been my favorite, ever since the 'slong thread. And if it makes you feel better, I'll delete any and all pictures containing my breasts.
This is your thread, as much as it is mine, if not more.
Just out of curiousity, why is it that my breasts bring the potential for thread deletion, but everyone elses are ok??
**Cries uncontrollably**
Is there something wrong with mine?
Because, dear, yours was a shot OF YOUR BOOBS. Mine was a full-body shot in which they happened to look, er, prominent.
OH... **blushes**
but there are other shots of just boobs..
nevermind, you're right.. this is no place for my boobs..
Of course there's a place! They're quite well appreciated at a Rennaissance Faire, I'll tell you that!
Me: "I'd like a diet Coke, please."
Guy behind the counter: *leers at me, looks obviously down my shirt* "My lady, you must be very good at nursing!"
Aww yes the renassaince faire.. what a lovely place to show them off.. I haven't been in two years.. UGH, need to change that..
My wench costume is a favorite, I wore it for halloween this year and had to tame down the boobage.. hehe
have you ever been asked if yours are real?
No, actually, I haven't. Surprisingly enough...I have been asked if I've ever gotten a black eye from them, though.
I've been asked that too.. but yeah people like to ask me if they are real and my canned response is why yes thanks for noticing..
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oh I have! i went as Mystique for halloween and one of my cousins asked my mom if I was wearing padding... I gotta scan a picture of that.
Oh, that would be great!
I quite like something my pirate said to me (the one in the first pic I posted): "You have the most beautiful breasts I've seen since Junior High."
Um, what?
since junior high??
Exactly! I'm like, who's breasts were you looking at in junior high???
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sebastian bach once said to me...
there are your two games right there at action level.
im still trying to figure that one out. me thinks its a basketball reference.
*shrug* I'm not a sports girl. I have no idea.
interesting mistress..
Lael, I probably would have said that to him..
Tee hee! But I didn't want to mess anything up! That guy was my first kiss...and stuff. *sigh* Ah, the Rennaissance Faire. That was a GOOD day, my friends!
Well that makes sense.. I'm just a snarky b*tch I suppose..
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