Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
*cowers* Don't hurt me! I have a low tolerance for pain!
Oh NO you di-in't!!
Awwwww!
Poor baby is all scawed now!
Don't wowwy!
Pawadox will save you!!!
muhahahahaha
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Who's getting beat up? Need to borrow a chainsaw?
Aww, poor baby. Don't worry, I'll only hurl a few well-placed insults, I promise.
I have a surprisingly high tolerance for pain...at least that's what my doctor told me during surgery. My mom looks down at me and says, "Good, that means you won't need drugs during childbirth!"
*sigh*
The last time I was in Childbirth I didn't get any drugs either!
I was screaming for them, but they wouldn't give me any...
::cries::
Paradox, you'd better be talking about the name of a town...
Town?
oh yes...
But then how did little Billy come into the world?
Stork, remember?
I'm just wincing at the thought of you trying to pop one out. Ouch.
I'm wincing at the memory!
It hurt! It hurt!
Have you noticed its just been you and me the last couple of posts?
Come back guys! Tiff! Mythus! Insomniak! Come BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww, they probably went to sleep again, or something. Silly girls. What on earth time zone are they from, anyway?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
I'm back, I'm back! I'm coming off of a sugar high and I'm extremely depressed, but I'm back. Didja miss me?
You left?
Oh, I mean, yeah we missed you!
Very much so! *cries* Don't leave me again!
Ahem. Or something more dignified.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
Yay, I've been missed! Sorry I had to disappear. I've got a terrible headache, so I had to go take some Tylenol. And now I'm really depressed because my, ahem, girlfriend was online about ten minutes ago and then logged off. I don't think she noticed me. Ugh. *pulls hood up and drowns in sweater*
WE missed you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much Mythus!
I'm really glad you came back!
You too Tiff!
Did your girlfriend notice you ogling jmaclover? Hmm??
Awww Mythus!
Don't be sad! We'll make you feel all better
I'll make you some chicken soup and give you some Cod Liver Oil!
MOVE OVER, everyone! The official Jewish mother on the thread is here for some pampering! Mythus, sweetie, where does it hurt?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
I hope she didn't. She has a mean jealous streak (but, then, so do I). And, oh, chicken soup. That's what I need right now. If it's hot, I'll eat it. I have to go rip apart the pantry, now.
I'm sending you homemade virtual soup!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
It's delicious, Lael.
*blushes* Aww, shucks. It's just a little something I whipped up...
Chicken Soup and Some Tender Loving Care from the BWW Camp Mothers!
Lael can be the Jewish mother, I can be the literal Camp Mother!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
No, really! I bet you're a famous chef or something.
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