#1
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:44pm
...what would they sing?
Hillary Clinton
"Everything done will be justified by my foundation"
Barack Obama
"You can fake your way to the top
'Round and around!
Blow your horn!
Fake your way to the top
Don'tcha know I made my way to the top
Yes I did
And it's always real, so real
Always so real... Ooh!"
John Edwards
"With one look they'll forgive the past
They'll rejoice I've returned at last
To my people in the dark
Still out there in the dark"
Mike Huckabee
"Arkansas, Arkansas
I just love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love old Arkansas"
Rudy Guiliani
"I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do."
Mitt Romney
"I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real."
John McCain
When you are as old as I, my dear
And I hope you never are
You will woefully wonder why, my dear
Through your cataracts and catarrh
You could squander away or sequester
A drop of a precious year
For when your best days are yester
The rest'er twice as dear....
Fred Thompson
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news –
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."
Duncan Hunter
"Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there"
Michal Bloomberg
"Money makes the world go round
the world go round
the world go round..."
Hillary Clinton
"Everything done will be justified by my foundation"
Barack Obama
"You can fake your way to the top
'Round and around!
Blow your horn!
Fake your way to the top
Don'tcha know I made my way to the top
Yes I did
And it's always real, so real
Always so real... Ooh!"
John Edwards
"With one look they'll forgive the past
They'll rejoice I've returned at last
To my people in the dark
Still out there in the dark"
Mike Huckabee
"Arkansas, Arkansas
I just love old Arkansas
Love my ma, love my pa
But I just love old Arkansas"
Rudy Guiliani
"I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do."
Mitt Romney
"I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real."
John McCain
When you are as old as I, my dear
And I hope you never are
You will woefully wonder why, my dear
Through your cataracts and catarrh
You could squander away or sequester
A drop of a precious year
For when your best days are yester
The rest'er twice as dear....
Fred Thompson
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news –
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."
Duncan Hunter
"Mister Cellophane
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there"
Michal Bloomberg
"Money makes the world go round
the world go round
the world go round..."
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
