If You Had a Fireplace, You Could Save a Fortune on Kindling

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 8/14/05 at 7:33pm

What performances on stage, screen, TV, nightclubs, or in bed do you find incredibly wooden?


My personal favorite is the "incredible histronics" that John Forsythe displayed in the many moods of his portrayal of 'Blake Carrington' on "Dynasty".

I mean, anyone who can say "I Love You!"; "I Hate You!" and "What's for Breakfast?" in the same monotone with NO FACIAL EXPRESSION WHATSOEVER has gotta be full of enough wood to start the Chicago Fire.

What's YOUR favorite wooden performance?

[Georgeanne]

Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:44pm

Chuck Norris.

Walker, Texas Ranger was hilarious. Not an actor at all, Chuck dear.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/14/05 at 9:49pm

Oh, after reading the title, I could only think, "If I printed out all the posts on Wicked, it would burn like Tara."