If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
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#0If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:34pm
David said he and Matthew were in line at a local deli when Matthew jokingly made an embarrassing remark to the female clerk about David. So David counterattacked with a "titty-twister," which Matthew said came unprovoked.
What David said was a typical teen reaction was actually a painful and humiliating assault from an older, bigger bully, said Matthew’s mother, Bobby Cox.
And the Law was on Cox's side. Oregon recently made illegal ""offensive physical touching." That includes such adolescent assaults as "wet willies," "swirlies," "noogies," David’s "titty-twister" — and the dreaded "Wedgie (Atomic and conventional)."
David was tried, found guilty and sentenced to Three Days community service and a $65 fine. "I was messing around with someone I thought I knew," David said. "But I guess I should have known him better."
Very wise words for any of us who might be contemplating administering a Purple Nurple or offering A Hertz Donut.
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#1re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:40pmWell, there goes my plans for the weekend....
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#2re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:57pm
What is wrong with this damn country? I mean, seriously.
He should have counter-sued over the malicious, character-damaging statement made by his friend.
#3re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:02pmI NEVER Titty Twist and tell !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:13pmThank God the world has finally acknowledged our pain...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#5re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:23pmHaha, you said titty... twice.
Hamlet's father.
#6re: If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!
Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:40pmParents have lost their minds. Anyone who would go to court over a nipple pinch or noogie is being WAY overprotective. What next, cootie-court?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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