If you outlaw Titty-Twisters, only outlaws will twist titties!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:34pm

David said he and Matthew were in line at a local deli when Matthew jokingly made an embarrassing remark to the female clerk about David. So David counterattacked with a "titty-twister," which Matthew said came unprovoked.

What David said was a typical teen reaction was actually a painful and humiliating assault from an older, bigger bully, said Matthew’s mother, Bobby Cox.

And the Law was on Cox's side. Oregon recently made illegal ""offensive physical touching." That includes such adolescent assaults as "wet willies," "swirlies," "noogies," David’s "titty-twister" — and the dreaded "Wedgie (Atomic and conventional)."

David was tried, found guilty and sentenced to Three Days community service and a $65 fine. "I was messing around with someone I thought I knew," David said. "But I guess I should have known him better."

Very wise words for any of us who might be contemplating administering a Purple Nurple or offering A Hertz Donut.




Titty Twisters in the News

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:40pm

Well, there goes my plans for the weekend....

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 1:57pm

What is wrong with this damn country? I mean, seriously.
He should have counter-sued over the malicious, character-damaging statement made by his friend.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:02pm

I NEVER Titty Twist and tell !!!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:13pm

Thank God the world has finally acknowledged our pain...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:23pm

Haha, you said titty... twice.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/8/05 at 2:40pm

Parents have lost their minds. Anyone who would go to court over a nipple pinch or noogie is being WAY overprotective. What next, cootie-court?