Imponderables
Imponderables
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:12pmWhy did Alice on The Brady Bunch have to wear a maid's uniform? Was it really that difficult for the family to remember that she was the maid?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#1re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:14pmNo. It was difficult for them to remmeber she was a woman.
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#2re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:16pmTouche
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:17pmYes, but looking back at the clothes the others wore, she is the best dressed!
PEACE.
#4re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:18pmWho taught the first domestic cat to use a literbox?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:20pmWhat will happen if you pull the "Do Not Remove" tag off of a mattress? Does the world stop spinning on it's axis??
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#6re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:21pmIf sponges live in the ocean.......how come they dont soak up all the water?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#7re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:23pmYenta, I love that one! well done!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#8re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:26pmIf you have unprotected cybersex and your PC gets pregnant, does it give birth to an iPod?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#9re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:28pmWho was milking a cow one day and decided, "Hmm, I think I'll drink this stuff!"?
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#10re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:33pmWhy do doctors wear white coats? It always raises my blood pressure.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#11re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:34pmHow did we get from the cave to here?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#12re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:37pmWho started eating popcorn at the movies? Why is it that the Easter basket has nothing to do with Easter? And why is it that I am starting to sound like Andy Rooney?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#13re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:49pmWho got the idea to take sap from a tree and boil it to make maple syrup? And in the testing stages, how many people died from eating tree sap that wasn't fully boiled?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#14re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 7:36pmWhy are life preservers orange?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
me101
Featured Actor Joined: 10/25/04
#15re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:15pmWho made up French kissing?
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-Dorothy Parker
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#16re: Imponderables
Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:33pm
Life preservers are orange for visibility.
And...my brain is melted so I can't come up with a question.
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