In case Alec Baldwin reads Broadwayworld.com — Page 4

Let us not forget the iguanas!

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Who's hairier. Princeton or Alec? How come Alec has to wax, but Corine has never suggested Princeton does? I sit here baffled.

Somebody's gonna be hearing from somebody's brother, the lawyer.

I never actually felt that Corine was being specific, just generally speaking about how she wishes she could find and capture the elusive red-blooded smooth-bodied heterosexual man who loves musicals and shopping. Who thinks she's beautiful and abhors sports. Who loves the Tonys but really has a special place in his heart for the Drama Desk Awards. Who's as funny as Harvey, has a voice as lovely as Brent Barrett's, and is as funny and warm as Denis O'Hare. But, you know, STRAIGHT.

But leave it to us to get all specific on her three-job-havin, puppet-lovin, auditionin-to-understudy-the-understudy, she-hates-men ass.

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Oh, Chorine, come to my arms ((( hugs))) have a cookie and a mojito. They are sooooo mean. Seriously, Let’s sue the mofos.

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Here is to the ever elusive perfect 2-dimensional male...

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I loved his interview in Hampton Jitney magazine last summer.

I should be at theater but i am too tired.
Exhausted.
I loved that commercial with Sarah Jessica.
I want to paint my apt in that pink color.
So pretty.

Updated On: 3/17/05 at 09:24 PM

Take your nose out of Shaiman's arse.

Well Corine is definitely tender flaky but obviously not golden cakey.

Back to Alec. OMG, if I knew he read this thread I would DIE! I would just DIE! And why doesn't George Wolfe bring back the Alec Baldwin/Angela Bassett Macbeth to Broadway????? I would love for them to do it. For Shakespeare. Once I saw somebody from a Shakespeare play on the bus and I started crying. Do you think they make a paint like the pink in the SJP Gap ad at Kmart by the Public?

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Sad news. They got a divorce. I saw Kim heading backstage with a stroller back when Macbeth was at the Public. I assume it was baby Ireland and not a murderous midget in the carriage.

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He starred in the revivl of "Music man" on broadway. He also has done alot of b movies and was on Sex And The City briefly. I assume hehas a hairy chest because he sure has a hairy back.

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Well; he happens to work out at Crush when here in Los Angeles. But I believe you can catch a glimpse of his back on Sex And The City.

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