Ingrid Newkirk's Will - PETA

[Melicus]

Ingrid Newkirk's Will - PETA#1

Posted: 3/2/09 at 3:05pm

She must have misunderstood the organ donor question when she went to get her driver's license renewed.

"Upon my death, it is my wish that my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation. To accomplish this, I direct that my body be donated to People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)..."

"That the 'meat' of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue..."

"That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses..."

"That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency..."



Link to her Unique Will Updated On: 3/2/09 at 03:05 PM

[blueroses]

re: Ingrid Newkirk's Will - PETA#2

Posted: 3/2/09 at 3:12pm

What a dope.

[SNAFU]

re: Ingrid Newkirk's Will - PETA#2

Posted: 3/2/09 at 3:29pm

Her a**hole should be bronzed and set on a marble plinth as the Ingrid Newkirk memorial.

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[TimeSquare3]

re: Ingrid Newkirk's Will - PETA#3

Posted: 3/2/09 at 3:31pm

She is BEYOND f*cked up! Straight up bat sh*t crazy.

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