#1
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:01pm
I'd go with Britney!
Interesting Question? Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with: Britney Spears or Mario Cantone?!?
#2
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:08pm
I'd rather have sex with her than HIM, and I ain't been there in a while, since the second year of grad school!
You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
Have faith or pandemonium's
Liable to walk upon the scene
#3
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:12pm
Who's Mario Cantone?
(Not that it matters much. I'd take Britney. Hey, not ALL theater people are gay!)
(Not that it matters much. I'd take Britney. Hey, not ALL theater people are gay!)
#4
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:27pm
Mario. Because he's not a drag queen pretending to be a pop star.
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#5
Posted: 11/20/03 at 4:10pm
Namo, I can't say it if YOU say it....you preemptive naughty thing you!
#6
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:54pm
I would laugh with Mario Cantone because he is a funny comedian. I would laugh AT Britney Spears because she has no sense of anything, fashion, humor about herself, anything. And although she is marketed as a singer, her voice is so treated on her recordings that she sounds -- as Judy Tenuta famously put it -- like a Martian. You would think if they were going to treat her voice they would make it sound better. Mario at least tells his jokes live in his stand up routine. Britney lipsynchs just like some drag queen from the '70s. Even real drag queens have mostly moved past that.
Anthony, this is where you say, well maybe so but her album debuted at number blah blah blah as if it makes any of this stuff about her untrue. But as Bette Midler once famously said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public, kids.
Anthony, this is where you say, well maybe so but her album debuted at number blah blah blah as if it makes any of this stuff about her untrue. But as Bette Midler once famously said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public, kids.
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#7
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:47pm
Who is Mario Cantone??
(though I can't imagine anyone would beat Britney!)
(though I can't imagine anyone would beat Britney!)
#8
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:36pm
One track F******* minds on this board!
#9
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:35pm
Exactly, Voiceanth. You did not say we couldn't either... 
CCM '10!
#10
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:35pm
Neither.
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away."
#11
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:33pm
Can I also say this thread was not written to mean that "relations" would take place in the elevator..just that you would be trapped with them...
#12
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:34pm
To paraphrase Meryl Streep in Postcards From the Edge:
"These are my options?"
"These are my options?"
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher
#13
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:31pm
Mario's just a drag queen pretending to be an actor!
#14
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:32pm
Britney. Mario is too obnoxious and loud.
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#15
Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:31pm
Britney. Got to admit, although she is fake, she is fine. 
CCM '10!
#16
Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:25pm
Cantone, as long as he JUST did his Liza impressions.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#17
Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:28pm
depends..... can Britney be taught what "close your legs" means???
#18
Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:40pm
oh yes britney...i will teach you the meaning of the word respect...now bark like a dog, you little pop tart
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#19
Posted: 11/20/03 at 6:13pm
I guess the quesiton of the hour is: Who the heck is Mario Cantone?? I don't have a clue either and I know next to nothing about the other one--Is she the one who kissed Madonna?
D
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#20
Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:36pm
Well...is Britney gonna start crying like she did in that interview?
Guess it would depend on the time-of-the-month and the state of her hormones.
At least with Britney, even if the elevator is stuck, you could be assured that "something(/one)" would be "going down." (Come to think of it, that probably applies to Mario too.)
Voiceanth...is this really your idea of an Interesting question?"
Guess it would depend on the time-of-the-month and the state of her hormones.
At least with Britney, even if the elevator is stuck, you could be assured that "something(/one)" would be "going down." (Come to think of it, that probably applies to Mario too.)
Voiceanth...is this really your idea of an Interesting question?"
#21
Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:42pm
I shudder at the thought of either--I'd rather asphixiate.
Bulldog.
Bulldog.
#22
Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:57pm
Such a ridiculous question for me.
DEFINITELY Britney!
Well...it depends...would I get lucky?
DEFINITELY Britney!
Well...it depends...would I get lucky?
There's a light in the darkness of everybody's life.
#23
Posted: 11/20/03 at 11:15pm
Oh Seany. Were I trapped in an elevator with you, I'd show you what lucky means.
I actually have an irrational phobia of elevators that leads me to avoid them whenever possible.
I actually have an irrational phobia of elevators that leads me to avoid them whenever possible.
#24
Posted: 11/20/03 at 11:24pm
Seany,
getting lucky would be her fully clothed with closed legs and a shut mouth
getting lucky would be her fully clothed with closed legs and a shut mouth
#25
Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:17am
you're never fully dressed without a smile... i'd pick titney so i can count in person how many times she says "like" and "y'all"
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