Interesting Question? Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with: Britney Spears or Mario Cantone?!?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:01pm

I'd go with Britney!

[sheekala]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:08pm

I'd rather have sex with her than HIM, and I ain't been there in a while, since the second year of grad school!

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:12pm

Who's Mario Cantone?

(Not that it matters much. I'd take Britney. Hey, not ALL theater people are gay!)

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:27pm

Mario. Because he's not a drag queen pretending to be a pop star.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 4:10pm

Namo, I can't say it if YOU say it....you preemptive naughty thing you!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:54pm

I would laugh with Mario Cantone because he is a funny comedian. I would laugh AT Britney Spears because she has no sense of anything, fashion, humor about herself, anything. And although she is marketed as a singer, her voice is so treated on her recordings that she sounds -- as Judy Tenuta famously put it -- like a Martian. You would think if they were going to treat her voice they would make it sound better. Mario at least tells his jokes live in his stand up routine. Britney lipsynchs just like some drag queen from the '70s. Even real drag queens have mostly moved past that.

Anthony, this is where you say, well maybe so but her album debuted at number blah blah blah as if it makes any of this stuff about her untrue. But as Bette Midler once famously said, nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public, kids.

[JakeB]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:47pm

Who is Mario Cantone??

(though I can't imagine anyone would beat Britney!)

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:36pm

One track F******* minds on this board!

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:35pm

Exactly, Voiceanth. You did not say we couldn't either...

[robyn525600]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:35pm

Neither.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:33pm

Can I also say this thread was not written to mean that "relations" would take place in the elevator..just that you would be trapped with them...

[WOSQ]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:34pm

To paraphrase Meryl Streep in Postcards From the Edge:

"These are my options?"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:31pm

Mario's just a drag queen pretending to be an actor!

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:32pm

Britney. Mario is too obnoxious and loud.

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 3:31pm

Britney. Got to admit, although she is fake, she is fine.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:25pm

Cantone, as long as he JUST did his Liza impressions.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:28pm

depends..... can Britney be taught what "close your legs" means???

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 5:40pm

oh yes britney...i will teach you the meaning of the word respect...now bark like a dog, you little pop tart

[DofB5]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 6:13pm

I guess the quesiton of the hour is: Who the heck is Mario Cantone?? I don't have a clue either and I know next to nothing about the other one--Is she the one who kissed Madonna?

D

[Horsey]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:36pm

Well...is Britney gonna start crying like she did in that interview?
Guess it would depend on the time-of-the-month and the state of her hormones.
At least with Britney, even if the elevator is stuck, you could be assured that "something(/one)" would be "going down." (Come to think of it, that probably applies to Mario too.)
Voiceanth...is this really your idea of an Interesting question?"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:42pm

I shudder at the thought of either--I'd rather asphixiate.


Bulldog.

[Seany]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 10:57pm

Such a ridiculous question for me.

DEFINITELY Britney!

Well...it depends...would I get lucky?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 11:15pm

Oh Seany. Were I trapped in an elevator with you, I'd show you what lucky means.

I actually have an irrational phobia of elevators that leads me to avoid them whenever possible.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/20/03 at 11:24pm

Seany,
getting lucky would be her fully clothed with closed legs and a shut mouth

[Amneris]

Posted: 11/21/03 at 12:17am

you're never fully dressed without a smile... i'd pick titney so i can count in person how many times she says "like" and "y'all"