Invent-a-word

#1

Invent-a-word

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:46pm

Let's expand our vocabulries. Make up a word for something you think deserves an official term and define it.

My rather bad example:

Smitz- literally a 'smart ditz'. One who is book-smart and excels in schoolwork, but is otherwise slow on the uptake, lacks wit and is shallow. Such people usually get very good grades in school but in life fail to see the deeper purpose or the subtler emotions of those around them.

#2

re: Invent-a-word

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:49pm

elephCunts - arrogant fat people

One who is obese, and treats it as a disability. You're fat - not MY problem, pal. Natural habitat - McDonald's.

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:49 PM

#3

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:52pm

Chinadaitch- Chinese-Canadian bItch. For Synonyms, see Type_A_Tiff. (whom I love with all my bitter Ohitch [ohio bitch] heart, by the way)

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:52 PM

#4

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:53pm

Fabulousity. Oh, I'm sorry... someone did that one already.

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#5

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:55pm

YOU TOOK MINE EMCEE!!

Rauly: The most supreme form of perfection; for use when a big enough adjective cannot be conjured.

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Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:55 PM

#6

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:56pm

'Chinadaitch- Chinese-Canadian bItch. For Synonyms, see Type_A_Tiff. '


Haha

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#7

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:59pm

Rogasm. I'm not going to fully define it, but I will say that it's Roger Bart-related.

#8

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:04pm

showgasm- broadway-induced pleasure from a perfect show, recording or performace.

#9

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:39pm

I like Chinadaitch! But how do you pronounce it without sounding like you're having an aneurysm? (sp)

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#10

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:47pm

Gullibility: The ability to prove just how incredibly gullible another person is.

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 11:47 PM

#11

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:48pm

soap-a-dict

One who is addicted to the viewing of Soap Operas.


For examples, consult those who frequent SoapNet.com.

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#12

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:54pm

Tiff- Chin-ay-dee-itch.

#13

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Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:58pm

Mm! I'll keep it!

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"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#14

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:06am

As long as you don't turn into a Chinadaitchian elephCunt, I'll allow it.

#15

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:11am

Ladies,

Why don't we get some mud in here and let you three REALLY have a go at it?

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#16

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:13am

I would so win, hands down. Us Canadians are built big and brawny! (Lugging around ice blocks and polar bears and the like.)

Ellie, one of my old co-workers I can't seen in a while said I've gotten "skinny" since I last saw him! WHEEE!!! (If only he could talk to Jaydon!)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#17

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:18am

appletoseintolerant--like lactoseintolerant, but with apples. My tummy hurts when I eat me some apples.

#18

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:18am

M_E, that sort of thing is beneath me...I'll leave it to the rough strumpets like Tiff...

Why do people feel the need to congratulate/commiserate on weight? The next time someone says something, reply 'Gee, thanks...your skin has deteriorated hasn't it? And those trousers are awfully tight! Has your forehead gotten bigger? Would you like a breathmint? Are they crows feet? You fat filthy bitch, **** off.'

And how is Jaydon? Well, I hope.

Updated On: 12/20/04 at 12:18 AM

#19

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:20am

Oh Ellie, normally I would, but this coworker knows I was struggled with my weight before, so it was meant to be a compliment, and I took it as one.

Now, JAYDON, on the other hand...

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"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#20

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:20am

glaze-over-ocity -- the condition your eyes get after staring at a PC Monitor for six hours or more (not that any of us would know ANYTHING about that.)

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#21

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:46am

Crasians - Crazy Asians
(I used to work at a boutique run by Crasians... Korean. Paid me under the table. Stopped putting me on the schedule over a year ago, but they still give me an employee discount. They have started selling kimonos in the boutique. And they recently opened a Bobble Tea & Sushi business on the side. No, they are not Japanese. I reiterate that they are Korean. And crazy.)

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#22

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:49am

I've actually used that term before to describe my relatives.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#23

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:50am

PM-ers:

People who login to BWW and spend more time reading their PMs than posting on the Boards.

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#24

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 1:23am

I have always been bothered by "Wyoming" and "Lansing".
Shouldn't they be verbs?

QUICK! Definitions!

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#25

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Posted: 12/20/04 at 1:39am

phetmunkel-a small group of miniscule woodland elves

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