She's so slutty looking.
It's like.. (in my best Spencer impersonation) "Show off those new tits! yeah! That's it! Like that! Arch your back and crawl to me like you're a tiger! yeah! A tiger! that's it!"
Then he goes home and they have wild sex while the video plays in the background. I'm pretty sure those two are the only people who enjoy it.
I'm also sure that Lauren is laughing her ass off.
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere