No, it was some old c*nt in LUSH - I forgot I had to pick up some stuff for our stupid "Secret Santa" thing tomorrow, and this old biddy kept thinking I was a sales person (Yes, all salespeople wear coats and mufflers and carry umbrellas. I tried to be nice at first, but she kept dogging me around the store. The final straw was when she grabbed me and pulled me over to a display and told me if I didn't get her what she wanted she'd call the manager and have me fired. I just started laughing and I couldn't stop. She was so upset that I think she may have gone home and had a heart attack or something.
So anyway, I've been fired from Lush, and I've never even worked there.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)