I have a niece. I'm immune now.
*walks out of the thread in a huff*
*pinches shira's "huff" as she passes*
Ow!
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*hides "huff" as she passes Papa going in the other direction*
DGG, u'r not legal yet, therefore safe.
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I wasn't sure Papa honored the legal system. Thanks for letting me know.
*phew*
f*cking kids.
note that's the adjective form, not the verb.
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papa may be many things, but I do believe there are some lines he just won't cross. That is one of them. Now the day you turn 18, watch out!
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It's SNOWING!!!
I'm going to go stand in it. See you later, lovies!
There are men working on the facade outside my window.
I'm trying to see if any of them are hot.
I wouldn't mind inviting one or two of them in for some hot cocoa.
The landscapers my landlord hires are always smokin' hot.
Your landlord hires manscapers for you?
Well, landLADY.
Are you sure you don't mean your Madame?
Please! I'm my own pimp.
Trust me, you need better representation.
Morning my Darlings! How is everyone his fine day?
I'd just like to inform one and all; that I am currently wearing a dress....an actual dress that fits and everything.. this is just so unlike me. It's kind of scary.
I'm sure you're pretty in a dress!
I just woke up (didn't get to bed until after 2), and it's a winter wonderland out there! I raised the blinds and gasped with delight!
It's like Santaland, isn't it? With Mrs. Claus all warm and fuzzy.
She is, as it turns out.
I mean, so I've heard.
Rath had company! WOO!
I hate that show.
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